# Sequential Thread Titles III: Revenge of the Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379 "2005-03-07T16:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/1 "2005-03-07T16:19:09Z")
Oh, is your leg broken? (Elevator-abuse rant) What am I, a maid? (tame and lame) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/2 "2005-03-07T16:22:41Z")
In General Questions: **How do they answer the phones in other languages? Red clover, phytoestrogen, and cattle abortions** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/3 "2005-03-08T15:13:11Z")
Here in MPSIMS \*\*Pulitzer update. Sniff. Sniff. that was fish odor… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/4 "2005-03-08T15:25:43Z")
Farting when you are about to make love. that was fish odor… ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/5 "2005-03-08T15:47:22Z")
**Another Rant About The Insensitivity of Women’s Undergarment Manufacturers Canned Peas A living bra joke** ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/6 "2005-03-08T15:55:13Z")
From the Pit: What the hell is with baby clothes Smoking, Arghhhhh! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/7 "2005-03-08T16:11:21Z")
MPSIMS Odd things that freak you out. Farting when you are about to make love ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/8 "2005-03-08T16:32:36Z")
Currently in MPSIMS… **What’s in your GT4 Gararge? Not a Sausage** …and some ones I’ve seen recently, but not posted: MPSIMS **Help me identify the monster in my driveway Key West prosecutor streaks into wrong car.** IMHO \*\*I once mistakenly believed… “The Big Bang is a Fake: I Can Prove It” Poweriser jumping boots Roller Skates, Blades, and other ways to break your arm Jobs where you work alone… Working at home (on the internet)\*\* The Pit **Hey, you! Yeh, you in the white SUV! I am so tough I stop my car in the road to FISTFIGHT GRRR TOUGH!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/9 "2005-03-08T17:05:31Z")
**So There’s Probably A Warrant For My Arrest Out There Now I’m gonna be in Toronto next weekend** [well, i’ll just call the mounties to set up an appointment!] \*\*Farting when you are about to make love Well, I’m now ripe for mockery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/10 "2005-03-08T18:59:01Z")
The Pit: \*\*My kid got hit at school. Which part of ‘War Zone’ don’t you understand? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/11 "2005-03-09T13:10:57Z")
\*\* What’s the most embarassing thing anyone’s ever caught you doinig? \*\* Views: **69** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/12 "2005-03-09T20:14:10Z")
MPSIMS again: Mommy, why is Jesus sucking face with Shirley Temple? Steak and BJ Day Ducks into necrophilia – who ever would have known? I always miss the good stuff… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/13 "2005-03-09T21:28:43Z")
A rare MPSIMS trifecta: **Isn’t Martha Stewart just cool? Odd things that freak you out My cellphone just survived a 10 story plunge** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/14 "2005-03-10T16:00:34Z")
It might be slightly more amusing in the opposite order; \*\*Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head! Random things in my head right now \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/15 "2005-03-10T16:47:29Z")
Or even Oh my god there’s an axe in my head Not A Sausage No,it’s an axe.Trust me 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/16 "2005-03-10T20:21:37Z")
In MPSIMS: **So I’m dressing up as a woman on Tuesday… Are you a stander or a sitter?** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/17 "2005-03-10T21:22:15Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Or even > > Oh my god there’s an axe in my head > Not A Sausage > No,it’s an axe.Trust me 😃 That’s gotta be one of the best sequential thread titles _ever_. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/18 "2005-03-11T00:45:39Z")
Overheard at one of my family reunions… Middle TN dopers unite! Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head! ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/19 "2005-03-11T10:05:18Z")
MPSIMS have over the night provided these two gems Something unexplained that recently happened to you Oh my god,there’s an axe in my head! Something unexplained that recently happened to you Wet,naked and sprawled on the bathroom floor ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/20 "2005-03-11T22:23:23Z")
**There Are No Atheists On This Board** **Atheist, dammit! Atheist!** bet that can’t happen too often! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379.md?page=2)