# Sequential Thread Titles III: Revenge of the Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379 "2005-03-07T16:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/21 "2005-03-11T22:31:14Z")
\*\*Middle TN dopers unite! Wet, naked, and sprawled out on the floor. Geek pick up lines Speaking of axes…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/22 "2005-03-12T06:15:36Z")
MPSIMS: **So, does anyone else try and use super powers? Ask the polydimensionally motile intergalactic alien.** ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/23 "2005-03-12T07:59:54Z")
Just saw this one in MPSIMS \*\*What’s your “Make a Wish Foundation” final wishes? I want an ATM \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/24 "2005-03-12T10:35:08Z")
Rather unfortunately sitting alongside each other in MPSIMS **New Michael Jackson claim My friend’s friend claims she was raped** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/25 "2005-03-12T14:54:07Z")
Wet, naked, and sprawled out on the floor My weird eating habits ---
**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/26 "2005-03-12T16:04:47Z")
I saw this today on the main sdmb page. Great Debates last post: "What is wrong with boxing today? Cafe Society last post: “The Contender” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/27 "2005-03-12T16:50:02Z")
Confess!! As god is my witness, this apartment will be cleaned today! ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/28 "2005-03-13T00:09:50Z")
In MPSIMS: Geek pick up lines I think I just built the longest swab on the world ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/29 "2005-03-13T00:19:07Z")
Also in MPSIMS: Wet, naked, and sprawled out on the floor. My weird eating habits ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/30 "2005-03-13T01:10:30Z")
> [@Mudshark](#): > > Also in MPSIMS: > > Wet, naked, and sprawled out on the floor. > My weird eating habits Pssst! Look at post #25 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/31 "2005-03-13T05:07:13Z")
Here in **IMHO** , this just struck me as oddly apparopriate: \*\*Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head! Look at the cute kittens! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/32 "2005-03-13T07:12:39Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Farting when you are about to make love > Well, I’m now ripe for mockery \*\* [Homer Simpson] It’s funny because it’s true! [/Homer] \*\*Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head! A lonely voice crys out from the darkness… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/33 "2005-03-13T08:02:39Z")
In General Questions: **What causes “old person smell”?** **Viet Cong torture** ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/34 "2005-03-13T10:12:08Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*A lonely voice crys out from the darkness… Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head! \*\* From IMHO: \*\*How do you accumulate sick/personal leave & vacation time at work? Women, Masturbation and Porn \*\* **Things you find attractive that aren’t conventionally so Young Teen Driver vs Senior Citizen Driver** \*\*Least Appropriate Store Names I need your Brains \*\* (“Brains R Us” would have been a better store name) \*\*What to do with this PC? Does anyone here thing porn is bad? \*\* **What’s engraved on your Ipod? Who enjoys “porno style” sex ?** \*\*Ladies, what kind of build do you like in a man? Italian exchange students \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Leroy\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Leroy\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leroy_Brown)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/35 "2005-03-13T10:33:42Z")
MPSIMS: **Enough already! Uncle! Okay, I give! ENOUGH!!! AnitaGeoMom released from Hospital So, I got a tattoo this weekend** ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/36 "2005-03-13T10:43:55Z")
A lonely voice cries out from the darkness As God is my witness,this apartment will be clean ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/37 "2005-03-13T10:49:11Z")
And now A lonely voice cries out from the darkness Hello World! This one has so many potential sequentials 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/38 "2005-03-13T12:42:26Z")
MPSIMS: **Farewell, Terry Schaivo Hello World** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/39 "2005-03-13T12:45:20Z")
Women, Masturbation and Porn Best Teacher You’ve Ever Had ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/40 "2005-03-13T15:24:49Z")
My Darling Marcie Went Shopping Sunday Morning Puzzle #95 — Mystery at the Mall I need more games like that stupid Dyson one. Modify Bible verses, for humorous purposes, or to add the opposition. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379.md?page=3)