# Sequential Thread Titles III: Revenge of the Pit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 7, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379 "2005-03-07T16:19:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/41 "2005-03-13T19:13:33Z")

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\*\*A lonely voice crys out from the darkness…  
Caves, citywalls and damn good beer: Dutchdope in May, anyone? \*\*  
I hope it isn’t lonely much longer.  
\*\*I’m planning to call my mother this weekend after some years of silence  
Hello World. \*\*  
Odd thing to call your mom.  
\*\*It’s about time for another Doper update thread.  
Well, I quit drinking. \*\*  
That’s a start.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/42 "2005-03-13T19:32:39Z")

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IMHO:  
**Question for gay, male dopers (mostly)**  
**What are some ways birth control pills fail?**

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/43 "2005-03-13T19:40:37Z")

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A lonely voice crys out from the darkness…  
Who’s Single and Available?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/44 "2005-03-14T03:56:09Z")

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People who are just plain sorry  
…that’s why I bought a Saturn.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/45 "2005-03-14T05:26:56Z")

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\*\*Things you find attractive that aren’t conventionally so  
Women, Masturbation and Porn \*\*  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/46 "2005-03-14T15:12:27Z")

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A lonely voice call out from the darkness…  
I’m going to be in Toronto next weekend

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/47 "2005-03-14T15:18:06Z")

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Sighted just a second ago, in MPSIMS:

Just got dumped - what do you do to cheer youself up?  
Who’s Single and Available? (aka the Chilling / Comfort Thread)

And, better yet, those two threads are immediately followed by:  
Sequential Thread Titles III: Revenge of the Pit

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/48 "2005-03-14T15:57:01Z")

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In IMHO:

**Babies are cute!**  
**Babies are not cute!**

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/49 "2005-03-14T22:40:52Z")

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Women, Masturbation and Porn  
Least Appropriate Store Names

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/50 "2005-03-14T22:44:22Z")

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\*\*How I would change the SDMB (for the better, IMO)  
Time for a break \*\*

[sub](yeah, that would change the boards for the better 😃 )[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/51 "2005-03-15T00:16:30Z")

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**Are the test threads necessary?**

**Test Test**

Which should be followed by 😛

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/52 "2005-03-15T00:44:04Z")

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Engineering Question  
Why does one testicle hang lower?

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**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/53 "2005-03-15T04:07:29Z")

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IMHO:

**What famous thing surprised you when you saw it in person?**

**Women, Masturbation and Porn**

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/54 "2005-03-15T04:10:44Z")

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**My stupid friend (whiney)**

**_squeek_ _squeek_ _squeek_**

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/55 "2005-03-15T04:37:43Z")

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\*\*My leg fucking HURTS! \*\*

**My thumb fucking HURTS!**

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/56 "2005-03-15T07:14:58Z")

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Right now in IMHO:

**So I’m buying a car**

and

**Damn that’s an ugly car**

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/57 "2005-03-15T08:22:20Z")

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In the Pit

I’m watching Ahhnold hand Chris Matthews his head…

…that’s why I bought a Saturn.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/58 "2005-03-15T10:22:52Z")

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F\*ck! They Took My Car!  
A lonely voice crys out from the darkness…  
I assume that lonely voice was shouting, “Hey–can anybody give me a ride?”

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/59 "2005-03-15T10:53:26Z")

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In IMHO:

“So I’m buying a car”  
“Damn that’s an ugly car”

At least you could wait until he buys one before you criticize his taste! 😉

Robin

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/60 "2005-03-15T10:55:12Z")

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My leg fucking HURTS!  
My thumb fucking HURTS!

Sometimes, it just hurts all over.

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