# Sequential Thread Titles III: Revenge of the Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379 "2005-03-07T16:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/61 "2005-03-15T13:19:43Z")
> [@lightingtool](#): > > Right now in IMHO: > > **So I’m buying a car** > > and > > **Damn that’s an ugly car** Dammit, I came in here to post that one and it had already been posted twice! _shuffles off_ ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/62 "2005-03-15T15:01:36Z")
In the Cafe: \*\*What was the stupidest premise for a TV show ever? Kolchak Returns \*\* –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/63 "2005-03-15T19:25:48Z")
\*\*Do you have a motto? Women, masturbation and porn.\*\* I guess I do now. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/64 "2005-03-16T03:11:36Z")
“You break it, you bought it.” Ever bought it?" Geek pick up lines ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/65 "2005-03-16T03:12:38Z")
Online Hunting is RETARDED What’s wrong with a Personals thread? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/66 "2005-03-16T03:45:49Z")
**It Was 20\*C on Friday, and Snowing Today** followed by **It’s 30º. Let’s buy a bike!** ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/67 "2005-03-16T09:58:04Z")
IMHO: - Why do people wear Rosaries around their neck? - Hangers - You are Cthulhu – who do you eat first? - How’s the BBQ in your town? ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/68 "2005-03-16T14:18:50Z")
Rude questions ( 1 2 ) This brain is not good. May I have another one? I mean, I know I’m no Einstein, but you didn’t have to be so blunt! ---
**Author:** ![Emony\_Dax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Emony\_Dax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emony_Dax)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/69 "2005-03-16T14:42:08Z")
In IMHO: \*\*What famous thing surprised you when you saw it in person? \*\* ``` ** ``` Undressing when married \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/70 "2005-03-18T15:49:24Z")
From The BBQ Pit today: **Tuba Diva is back as an admin after less than 30 days - how do YOU feel? Let the poor woman die already!** C’mon, I know it’s a hot-button issue, but isn’t that just a bit **extreme**? :rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/71 "2005-03-19T05:27:49Z")
In the Pit: I’m becoming one of them… Everyone Here Is A Doper. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/72 "2005-03-20T02:00:30Z")
This is one just waiting to happen: Here in MPSIMS: \*\*It Looks Like A Penis, Only Yellow Breast-Growing Chewing Gum \*\* Hmm… so this gum looks like a penis, only yellow, and will make my breasts get bigger? So… it’s penis shaped so I will put it in my mouth, right? And it must be banana flavoured. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/73 "2005-03-20T21:42:19Z")
From the Pit: "You’re Really A Worthless Sack of Shit Aren’t You? "People who are just plain sorry “I’m becoming one of them…” **Ninja Chick** , don’t take it personally! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/74 "2005-03-21T03:19:09Z")
Just now in MPSIMS: “He took a duck in the face at 250 knots” Xtreme sports I’d like to see. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379/75 "2005-03-24T07:24:24Z")
MPSIMS: **Man Has Accident In Sausage Factory. It’s EXACTLY What You Think It Is. Geez, and I thought shredding PAPER was fun…** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-iii-revenge-of-the-pit/293379.md?page=3)