# Sequential thread titles - I've resisted as long as I can! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063 "2008-07-19T18:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/1 "2008-07-19T18:14:01Z")
I keep seeing them, but no thread to post them in! My latest - \*\*New Romance in the Mid-40’s - Question? Any heart attack survivors here? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/2 "2008-07-19T22:18:37Z")
\*\*Are police dogs typically spayed or not? What is this wierd yard pus, anyway? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/3 "2008-07-19T22:50:43Z")
sorry sorry sorry sorry…! **Slang for dying Ask the cancer patient(s)** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/4 "2008-07-20T02:20:15Z")
\*\*Is it ok to bite children? {G}Astronomy club.\*\* With one slight addition, such a sequential thread title. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/5 "2008-07-21T12:11:39Z")
**Recast Gone With the Wind Scotty, Sulu, or Chekov?** George Takei would be awesome as Rhett. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/6 "2008-07-21T13:14:23Z")
**Is there such a thing as ‘ugly girl porn’? Don’t google 'rat scrotum’** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/7 "2008-07-21T17:18:17Z")
\*\*The Dark Knight: unqualified masterpiece “So when is Dark Knight 2 coming out?” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/8 "2008-07-21T20:13:08Z")
\*\*What Does Outer Space Consist Of? Diamond Dust (gem) \*\* Your cosmological theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/9 "2008-07-21T20:22:21Z")
\*\*Was Pope John Paul I assassinated? Christians who have committed hate crimes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/10 "2008-07-21T20:43:35Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] **Is there such a thing as ‘ugly girl porn’? Don’t google ‘rat scrotum’** [/QUOTE] Now we have: \*\*Don’t google ‘rat scrotum’ Photos to not use on dating sites \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/11 "2008-07-21T21:35:56Z")
\*\* Photos to not use on dating sites Pretty Girls\*\* Yeah, who’d want to date one of **them**? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/12 "2008-07-22T15:02:07Z")
In my Search Posts: \*\*Does Obama still smoke? Al Gore-Renewable energy by 2018: What is he smoking? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/13 "2008-07-22T15:12:46Z")
Okay, too far apart but I can’t resist: \*\* Photos to not use on dating sites Journey to the Center of My Colon… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/14 "2008-07-22T15:18:32Z")
\*\*Flung out the airlock Why did DHL do this with my package? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/15 "2008-07-22T16:47:48Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] \*\*Flung out the airlock Why did DHL do this with my package? \*\* [/QUOTE] They got tired of playing soccer with it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/16 "2008-07-22T19:35:57Z")
From “New Posts”: \*\*Why was this thread closed? Aliens \*\* Sometimes the mods just insult our intelligence, don’t they? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/17 "2008-07-22T22:12:47Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] \*\*Flung out the airlock Why did DHL do this with my package? \*\* [/QUOTE] Hey, they specifically said no shipping dangerous alien lifeforms (including the eggs thereof). ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/18 "2008-07-22T23:31:50Z")
**Journey to the Center of My Colon… Come in and see my first music video!** ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/19 "2008-07-23T00:11:16Z")
Right now we have: \*\*Pregnancy math - is this possible? Thirty-five years and counting\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/20 "2008-07-23T12:16:14Z")
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