# Sequential thread titles - I've resisted as long as I can! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063 "2008-07-19T18:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/21 "2008-07-23T13:03:52Z")
**Funny Juxtapositions A piano mysteriously appeared in my house and no one knows its origin** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/22 "2008-07-23T16:38:00Z")
GQ: **Question for medical types re puking (OP not TMI) What should I eat when I’m upset?** Well, if you’re puking, you probably shouldn’t be eating **anything**. Then again, I’m not a doctor . . . ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/23 "2008-07-23T16:57:12Z")
**Someone I don’t know may have committed suicide. How soon should I ask her out?** Um, I think you may find that ship has sailed… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/24 "2008-07-24T01:50:53Z")
New Posts: **Anita Blake humps the shark. McCain Shovels the Bullshit** “Let’s call the whole thing off . . .” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/25 "2008-07-24T12:31:20Z")
\*\* Why Do You Love Your SO? Big Zucchini \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/26 "2008-07-24T13:41:12Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] \*\* Why Do You Love Your SO? Big Zucchini \*\* [/QUOTE] 😃 Anyway, now in MPSIMS: \*\*Broadway Diner, you must really not want me to eat at your resturant I’ve Just Been Told To Go Fuck My Mother \*\* That is \*not \*good customer service. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/27 "2008-07-24T19:54:59Z")
From New Posts… \*\*I’ve Just Been Told To Go Fuck My Mother When did you start dating? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/28 "2008-07-25T04:05:16Z")
**Check out this knife. Watermelon loses. Britain on Alert for Deadly New Knife with Exploding Tip That Freezes Victims’ Organs iPhone: the Cult of Apple claims another victim** Wait… Does the iPhone inject a bolus of freezing gas too? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/29 "2008-07-25T12:40:50Z")
\*\*Ooo Ooo That Smell… Can’t You Smell That Smell. Caption This! (dubya with screaming brat) \*\* That is the perfect caption for that photo ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/30 "2008-07-25T13:47:13Z")
\*\*Poll…The Next President is… Flying to Australia with a baby? \*\* My vote is “no”. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/31 "2008-07-25T13:59:32Z")
**Keeping a pet ape Is there actually a “Rue Morgue” in Paris?** ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/32 "2008-07-25T15:19:11Z")
Randy Pausch dies Spammer kills himself and family Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? I just turned down $175K a year. (That defines paranormal to _me_) iPhone: the Cult of Apple claims another victim Truth is stranger than fiction Caption This! (dubya with screaming brat) “Randy Pausch dies” ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/33 "2008-07-25T15:50:02Z")
**I just got my raise (aka a slap in the face) That must have been cool** ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/34 "2008-07-25T16:36:53Z")
In IMHO: **Pilots: what do you do when there’s a screaming baby? Flying to Australia with a baby?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/35 "2008-07-25T18:13:53Z")
\*\*Multiple Monitors, what do you use each for? Thy Tits \*\* ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/36 "2008-07-25T19:07:47Z")
**Snow Driving Fail Video** **Pacific Northwest Dopefest?** (The video in question was shot in Portland, hence the humor.) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/37 "2008-07-25T19:34:48Z")
**What should I eat when I’m upset** **Thy Tits** ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/38 "2008-07-25T23:25:15Z")
**I just got my raise (aka a slap in the face) I just turned down $175K a year** Hard to please, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/39 "2008-07-25T23:56:33Z")
\*\* I passed! I’m a Pharmacist! This Won’t Hurt a Bit: I’m a Nurse Now\*\* Geez, make up your mind already. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063/40 "2008-07-26T00:29:07Z")
\*\* I passed! I’m a Pharmacist! So I’m getting a wart removed.\*\* What an odd way to celebrate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-ive-resisted-as-long-as-i-can/457063.md?page=3)