# Sequential Thread Titles Live! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317 "2001-06-02T09:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/1 "2001-06-02T09:15:36Z")
MPSIMS The Doctor is IN. Everything I need to know, I learned at the movies… IMHO Tell me about living in Seattle . . . Most idyllic spot on the face of the earth BBQ Pit I Hope You Brought Enough For Everybody! Are we not men? Why are smarties like Cecil and I such lousy administrators. An over-inflated sense of self-importance. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/2 "2001-06-02T09:23:14Z")
In MPSIMS: How do I masturbate with a shower head? Church Music: The Sacred and the Profane Collecting Dead Relatives Niche marketing to perverts ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/3 "2001-06-02T09:34:07Z")
And one more: Really silly warnings that manufacturers put on products because they might get sued When the moon hits your eye… ---
**Author:** ![Tzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Tzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/4 "2001-06-02T10:15:44Z")
_chuckle_ Good ones! Completely surreal news stories My self-loathing! Your self-loathing! Everyone’s self-loathing! ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/5 "2001-06-03T06:43:59Z")
From GD: Tell me gun control advocates: how can a dictator be stopped without arms? Straight Pride!!(not in high school, though) Not Sure If This is a GD, But… Death to Yuppies! And a triple from MPSIMS: My Willys is gone! How do I masturbate with a shower head? I give up . . . We Americans ARE idiots ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/6 "2001-06-03T07:02:04Z")
IMHO Anybody ever been hypnotized? Do You Fall Asleep? Ginger ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/7 "2001-06-03T07:21:53Z")
MPSIMS: It’s Like Rain on Your Wedding Day How do I masturbate with a shower head? IMHO: Worst Way to Die [Kinda morbid] Buying a Wedding Dress; the Horror of it all GD: Best way to fight creationist pseudoscience? Ask the Gay Guy IV! ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/8 "2001-06-03T07:54:57Z")
On the main page ATM we have : “Girls and masturbation : do guys really dig it” followed by “Intensity” We also have : “How do I masturbate with the shower head?” followed by “I’m off” ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/9 "2001-06-03T12:02:15Z")
On a related note to the previous post I’m off … 22 years already? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/10 "2001-06-03T17:23:45Z")
MPSIMS: Woohoo! My brother finally started posting! Help me delurkify my friend! Ginger ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/11 "2001-06-10T00:19:01Z")
From MPSIMS I Want To Know: Do these pants make my ass look big? The perfect snack ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/12 "2001-06-11T18:52:27Z")
MPSIMS: Where is the wierdest place you ever pee’d?? The Esprix Appreciation Thread ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/13 "2001-06-11T19:16:30Z")
MPSIMS: Any other Disney freaks out there? Appropriate things to say immediately before indulging in a bout of maniacal laughter I get this image of a guy in mouse ears cackling. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/14 "2001-06-11T20:58:24Z")
GQ - Lucky Charms Marshmallows Tragically inelastic dough ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/15 "2001-06-11T21:02:35Z")
Sins of the father… BBQ at Demo’s House! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/16 "2001-06-11T22:23:33Z")
Ever Act On A Dream In Which Jarbaby Returns From Wisconsin ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/17 "2001-06-11T22:36:34Z")
IMHO- No Phone? No Lights? No Motorcar? The Luddite Thread Hey! That’s my stuff! _or_ So, you got one too? ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/18 "2001-06-11T22:50:21Z")
In the Pit: JET, you disgusting nonhuman offal. Why Must People be so Judgmental? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/19 "2001-06-11T23:19:14Z")
MPSIMS An hour and a half left before he dies, and we live I Almost Died An Hour and a Half Ago… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/20 "2001-06-11T23:32:51Z")
MPSIMS … (I love this one) Pornotherapy BBQ At Demo’s house! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317.md?page=2)