# Sequential Thread Titles Live!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317 "2001-06-02T09:15:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/21 "2001-06-11T23:45:51Z")

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Pornotherapy, or  
Wasn’t Buttercup a little forgiving?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/22 "2001-06-12T00:14:22Z")

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Until I fixed it, we had …

Pornotherapy, or  
God said “Put on a bra, you slut!”

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/23 "2001-06-12T00:51:40Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Oh, nooooo, my beloved dog, Zack, is dead.  
Goodbye Citizen Dog

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/24 "2001-06-12T02:59:17Z")

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Items NOT on mrs beagledave’s baby shower registry.  
A helpful black man & a paranoid white woman…

I Almost Died An Hour and a Half Ago…  
God said, “Put on a bra, you slut!”

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**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/25 "2001-06-12T03:24:21Z")

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In MPSIMS

For the single ones among us…  
God said put on a bra, you slut!

Lucky

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/26 "2001-06-12T04:44:02Z")

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Right here in MPSIMS (Hmm. Lotsa good ones this evening):

Can Someone Kindly Direct Me to the Straightdope Chat Room?  
I want to do a white elephant swap…

Rysdad has a female problem  
Jester has a profound identity crisis  
Pass the hug.

You know it’s a gay bar before you even go inside…  
BBQ At Demo’s house!

Stewardess, I think it’s a bomb!!!  
Hajj, hell. I’m invading Chicago, OK?

Lines You Hope Never To Read In a Children’s Book  
Poor Peter Pan!

A Philosophy Of Life  
Canadian boy runs riot with chicken finger.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/27 "2001-06-12T22:57:34Z")

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MPSIMS

People interested in  
My Birthday

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/28 "2001-06-12T23:27:15Z")

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MPSIMS

Titles for movies which (if there is a God) will never be made  
Godzilla He Tastes Really Neat (Is He Made of Turtle Meat?)

Gotta love this thread!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/29 "2001-06-12T23:58:07Z")

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Just now over in IMHO …

What is a good workout routine?  
Parental Sex

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/30 "2001-06-13T00:48:28Z")

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Appropriate things to say  
immediately before indulging in  
a bout of maniacal laughter  
BBQ at Demos house!

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**Author:** ![Ginkgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3bc359/32.png) [@Ginkgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ginkgo)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/31 "2001-06-13T04:38:50Z")

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MPSIMS

Sedation Dentistry?  
Your favorite bar and why?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/32 "2001-06-13T12:59:01Z")

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MPSIMS:

I want to do a white elephant swap…  
For the single ones among us

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/33 "2001-06-13T13:08:02Z")

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MPSIMS:

What do you do about a violent child?  
Pass the hug.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/34 "2001-06-14T01:50:52Z")

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IMHO

I bought it for 9 x 99.99! or who has bought from infomercials.  
What’s the dumbest thing YOU’VE ever done?

Your favourite local/regional/ethnic foodstuffs  
Foster’s doesn’t sell

Alternatives to the SDMB  
People actually eat this???  
Ginger

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**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/35 "2001-06-14T11:59:32Z")

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IMHO:

Orson Scott Card’s  
The Most Underrated Songwriter

When do one’s accomplishments cease to matter??  
Church Youth Group Activities

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/36 "2001-06-17T20:48:54Z")

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In GQ:

How Did Animal Sacrifices Get Started?  
Dissolving bodies with acid

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/37 "2001-06-17T23:42:06Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**"The Devil Made Me Do It: What’s It Like To Be Possessed?"**

Followed by,

**"He Still Needs Me!"**

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/38 "2001-06-17T23:55:26Z")

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(Sorry, Andy, but it has to be noted.)

In MPSIMS:

Goat herding  
Wherein Andy must take a pregnancy test.

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/39 "2001-06-18T15:58:52Z")

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Apocalypse Sign II: Helms and Bono  
Your Case with Judge Judy: Men, you would you really go?

I want advice from mechanically-inclined Dopers  
How should I store my scarves?

Close Encounters: A version with a scarecrow?  
Wherein Andy must take a pregnancy test

(Sorry about that one, Andy… I guess if another girl can’t get you pregnant, a scarecrow might be able to?!)  
Oh, all of these were in MPSIMS…

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/40 "2001-06-18T23:44:47Z")

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MPSIMS:  
Its the end of the world as we know it.  
Moving to Michigan; revisited.

&

Dads…  
How do YOU make the Baby Jesus cry?

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