# Sequential Thread Titles Live! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317 "2001-06-02T09:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/41 "2001-06-19T20:48:12Z")
MPSIMS again- My butt! My leg! Chop it off at the hip! Appropriate things to say immediately before indulging in a bout of maniacal laughter I want to do a white elephant swap… the proper way to initiate a threesome I’m moving soon and am thinking of taking my neighbor’s dog with me. How do YOU make the Baby Jesus cry? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/42 "2001-06-20T10:47:30Z")
Alabama shark attack! baby pool dear God, oh the humanity, a tragedy of Titanic proportions! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/43 "2001-06-20T10:48:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brother rat \* > \*\*Alabama shark attack! > baby pool > > dear God, oh the humanity, a tragedy of Titanic proportions! \*\* followed by some sick individual’s **Funny thing I saw at the pool today** I think I’m going to be sick! ---
**Author:** ![trose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@trose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trose)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/44 "2001-06-22T22:54:37Z")
Eve, two more… Carroll O’Connor & John Lee Hooker the proper way to initiate a threesome ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/45 "2001-06-22T23:59:39Z")
Now the atheists are pissing me off, too _and_ AGH!!! I am so GODDAMN STUPID!!! ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/46 "2001-06-23T05:15:10Z")
MPSIMS NY DOPERS UNITE!!! John Rocker has been traded! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/47 "2001-06-23T05:21:31Z")
John Rocker has been traded! OpalCat and UDD Flee the Country MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/48 "2001-06-23T06:33:59Z")
Rockstar schlongs: EXPOSED! Your fifteen minutes of fame are up. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/49 "2001-06-23T10:39:11Z")
MPSIMS Elenfair gets attacked by a chair… OpalCat and UDD Flee the Country ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/50 "2001-06-23T10:47:47Z")
MPSIMS Aaaiiieee! Ack! GACK!! GACK! blehblah ptooey! Gack! I’m ordering Chinese food…want anything? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/51 "2001-06-26T18:44:25Z")
IMHO: is anyone else turned on by The Penmanship Thread ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/52 "2001-06-28T13:56:13Z")
MPSIMS: Sperm Count (of Doom) Who do you want to squirt on!!! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/53 "2001-06-28T14:32:15Z")
Top Ten Reasons A New Dark Age May Be Upon Us I Was Traumatized By An Egg Your Dreams That Will Most Probably Never Come True Post Sex Laughter ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/54 "2001-07-05T09:33:24Z")
10 true facts I made up myself I’M HOT!!! _funny…_ Really unfortunate business names Pepsi One Anyone here a fan of Alternate History? welcome my buddy geekbooks _this one’s just… right._ I promised Mercutio I’d do this… But Officer, this card says I’m allowed to smoke pot! _this one even has the ellipsis! I’m not sure exactly what the point is, but it struck me as funny._ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/55 "2001-07-10T15:43:09Z")
I know these are some tight pants, but… I just received a package that had been ‘Inspected by Customs’ ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/56 "2001-07-10T15:54:00Z")
Just how badly can you write? Cryptically Obtuse ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/57 "2001-07-11T17:06:36Z")
MPSIMS: The mother of all gun related questions. What should Disney butcher next? ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/58 "2001-07-13T16:38:11Z")
What do you do at a bad movie? BEER!!! (from IMHO) It’s funny because it’s true - I’ve seen empty alcohol containers left in theaters before. ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/59 "2001-07-13T23:50:32Z")
In MPSIMS Who hasn’t had a first? Five Dollar Blowjob Confessions I saw Jesus on the bus today ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317/60 "2001-07-14T05:59:59Z")
How do you get rid of hiccups… for real?! BEER!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-live/67317.md?page=4)