# Sequential Thread Titles, Now With New Cool Ranch Flavor! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208 "2003-06-20T16:48:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/1 "2003-06-20T16:48:12Z")
Two sets from MPSIMS today: \*\*I’m having trouble deciding whether to move I love you too, now please get off my testicles… Great things about being queer! Same-sex Wedding bells in Canada!\*\* And from I think MPSIMS yesterday: **Selling one’s soul - how? Marriage** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/2 "2003-06-20T17:28:07Z")
Same-Sex Wedding bells in Canada! Can you top this unlikely event ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/3 "2003-06-20T17:36:39Z")
I love you too, now please get off my testicles… Tesla Coils (I dunno, it just sounded funny.) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/4 "2003-06-20T17:39:09Z")
Same sex wedding bells in Canada! I love you too, now please get off my testicles… (Does there seem to be a common theme to these posts? :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/5 "2003-06-20T21:37:36Z")
Things not to do when you’re trying to write a paper… I donated my HAIR! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/6 "2003-06-20T21:50:03Z")
I saw “What are your recurring dreams?” followed by “Gallery of Scary Clowns” earlier today. Seemed odd… ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/7 "2003-06-20T22:10:53Z")
A few days ago in IMHO (but I couldn’t find a “Sequential Threads” thread): Men Urinating Sitting Urinating in Sinks ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/8 "2003-06-20T22:26:43Z")
What are _your_ recurring dreams? I am the Champion of a very licked mouse. Hmm…would I rather dream about a very licked mouse or the gallery of scary clowns? ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/9 "2003-06-21T00:32:27Z")
Today in MPSIMS: “I found a Prosthetic Leg!” Followed by: “Great thing about being queer.” Followed by: “I hope I don’t have to go to the doctor, this is going to be hard to explain.” I don’t know, but I found it funny. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/10 "2003-06-22T00:51:46Z")
A few minutes ago: **Would you eat a Chocolate Jesus** followed by **Food and Sex Acts.** ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/11 "2003-06-22T01:19:13Z")
In MPSIMS, just now: Boku no nihongo no posuto. Amusing business names ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/12 "2003-06-22T02:31:09Z")
In MPSISM: My son is a published writer Staright Dope Tourettes: must.let.it.out ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/13 "2003-06-22T02:34:39Z")
In MPSIMS: Who here has the best ill health condition? Is 24+ hours of painful, bloody misery really too much to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/14 "2003-06-22T07:56:58Z")
MPSIMS: **Bizarre deaths** **My first hummer of the year! (I am so excited!)** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/15 "2003-06-22T09:47:48Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: **What did you get for Father’s Day? Craniosacral therapy, anyone???** ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/16 "2003-06-22T12:47:20Z")
Early Sunday in the Pit: **- To all the people accusing me of a being a troll** **- For want of a sock, the kingdom was lost** ---
**Author:** ![SexyHamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SexyHamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SexyHamster)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/17 "2003-06-22T12:57:00Z")
Over in MPSIMS, but perhaps a bit morbid… **Bizarre deaths** **My kid has gone right off the rails. I’m so ashamed.** ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/18 "2003-06-22T13:05:51Z")
in MPSIMS: Beckham’s bending it next door My first hummer of the year (I am so excited!) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/19 "2003-06-22T15:58:00Z")
What is it about Pamela Anderson? Ever Try a 1,000 Year Old Egg? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/20 "2003-06-22T20:33:32Z")
All from MPSIMS over the last couple of days: \*\*Beckham’s bending it next door Great things about being queer! Unidentified Flying Object Spotted over PA Okay, who ordered the phoenix? The New York City Marathon The gallery of Scary Clowns!\*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208.md?page=2)