# Sequential Thread Titles, Now With New Cool Ranch Flavor! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208 "2003-06-20T16:48:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/21 "2003-06-22T22:22:08Z")
This just amused me, in MPSIMS right now: **I donated my HAIR! Heathen Yankee Sacrifice?** ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/22 "2003-06-23T11:01:35Z")
General Questions as we speak… \*\*How do I change a broken lightbulb? Take that lightbulb out of your mouth… \*\* Sound advice if you ask me! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/23 "2003-06-23T20:40:21Z")
MPSIMS right now: Can a small woman swallow a big Texan? Good news for those with anorexia? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/24 "2003-06-24T01:56:21Z")
In GQ: “cum” and porn Help me remove an old grease stain, SVP. ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/25 "2003-06-26T00:11:25Z")
Help me with my Hot Peppers What’s with the red hot chilli peppers? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/26 "2003-06-28T20:14:20Z")
GQ again: Why would an 85-year-old woman need panty liners? Big Bloody battleship… ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/27 "2003-06-29T15:25:44Z")
In Cafe Society: **What’s the deal with double guitars?** **What’s the deal with… double guitars?** (Okay, so they were posted accidentally by the same person, and the second one was locked… but it was still funny.) ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/28 "2003-06-30T20:57:25Z")
Three in IMHO: Anal sex (TM friggin I) Why Don’t Some Men Take “No” For an Answer? Describe your latest Romantic Risk ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/29 "2003-06-30T21:18:18Z")
Now in MPSIMS: In which a client comments loudly on my sex life What is S&M, and what is T&A? ---
**Author:** ![chestnutmare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@chestnutmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chestnutmare)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/30 "2003-07-01T02:24:59Z")
Just now in the Pit: ``` Dearest Eve I just don't get it. Is it ok to link to this "hate site"? And what it as "hate site" anyway? ``` Three in a row! do I win a prize? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/31 "2003-07-01T17:28:40Z")
Why Do People Drive Convertibles? It frightens me that people don’t know these things Who scares you? I mean _really_ scares you? Underwear Question If you accidently saw your friends having sex How Would A Major Global War Be Fought Today? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/32 "2003-07-01T18:06:45Z")
MPSIMS: Hi, I’m a little drunk… You wake up in a gutter with only the clothes on your back, How do you rebuild your life? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/33 "2003-07-01T18:39:04Z")
I Found Le Petomane Books! It’s months away, but I’m going to Paris! ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/34 "2003-07-01T19:53:29Z")
MPSIMS: I have my own ugly naked guy! I Like You And All, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can Fart On Me… ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/35 "2003-07-01T19:58:21Z")
MPSIMS: Mini Golf: What should the loser do? Prove your Geekiness! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/36 "2003-07-01T20:09:52Z")
The sex you never see in movies. What went wrong on your wedding day? ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/37 "2003-07-02T00:15:01Z")
In General Questions: What are the origins of marriage? human innovation ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/38 "2003-07-02T00:44:39Z")
Senator Frist wants Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriage You heartless bitch. You used your religion to ruin your son’s wedding day. serena willaims vs tim henman Not a religious debate. Pit rules I just don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/39 "2003-07-02T03:30:08Z")
IMHO: Who scares you? I mean _really_ scares you? If you accidently saw your friends having sex… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/40 "2003-07-02T13:25:21Z")
Oozing Giant Gelatenous Mass Found Off Chile Is Said To Be… Heading out to Daytona Beach! Parental Help… PLEASE [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208.md?page=3)