# Sequential Thread Titles, Now With New Cool Ranch Flavor!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208 "2003-06-20T16:48:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/61 "2003-07-05T22:17:35Z")

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In IMHO:

**Pushing Butts in the Men’s Room  
What draws gay men to interior design?**

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/62 "2003-07-05T22:30:39Z")

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Right here, right now:

\*\*Fellow Doper Ladies: How do YOU defuzz the bikini line?  
We could use your prayers \*\*

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/63 "2003-07-06T04:28:00Z")

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A few minutes ago in MPSIMS:

I’ve never done one of these before, but I couldn’t resist  
per jayjay’s suggestion: the Stunning Sodomites of the SDMB

You can’t resist doing a stunning sodomite? What are you, a degenerate or something? 😉

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/64 "2003-07-06T04:30:30Z")

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Here’s another one:

D.C. Dopers?  
I love lel!

That’s a great thing to tell all the D.C. Dopers… 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/65 "2003-07-07T01:50:01Z")

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In IMHO:

I just got un-cojoined! I’m gonna…  
Ever been part of the porn industry?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/66 "2003-07-07T02:16:46Z")

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Dude, where’s my . . .  
400  
Car insurance woes

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**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/67 "2003-07-07T02:59:55Z")

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MPSIMS:

Lightning strikes woman’s tongue stud  
If only Bruce Banner had one of these

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-now-with-new-cool-ranch-flavor/183208/68 "2003-07-07T13:11:25Z")

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These ones practically tell a story:

**My nipples itch.  
Remember Me?   
The twenty percent boob club  
What went wrong on _your_ wedding day?**

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