# Sequential thread titles of the if not damned, then just slightly darned **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079 "2002-03-25T22:12:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/1 "2002-03-25T22:12:59Z")
Now in MPSIMS : Boy do I feel dumb. Boy do I feel dumb. Heh heh … I almost hate to have to delete one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/2 "2002-03-25T22:49:49Z")
There was one yesterday at about 1600 GMT (you’ll have to take my word). I couldn’t find a current sequential threads, and didn’t start a new one. It was like this: I don’t think I can make it! (Rilchiam) Crap! I clogged the toilet! (Solomon7t) ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/3 "2002-03-26T01:36:58Z")
Insanity test My daughter was offered $55K to go to Oklahoma ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/4 "2002-03-26T01:56:52Z")
I just saw a variation of Tansu’s… -Crap, i clogged the toilet! -A Bad Pun ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/5 "2002-03-26T02:16:08Z")
So I’m thinking of getting a rat… The Subconscious Knows (funny!) Even more baby rats! ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/6 "2002-03-26T03:02:06Z")
Just a few lines below this thread: - My daughter was offered $55K to go to Oklahoma - Weird Man Behavior (HIGH potential for TMI) ---
**Author:** ![piaffe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@piaffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/piaffe)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/7 "2002-03-26T03:04:07Z")
I need knock knock jokes. I have issues. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/8 "2002-03-26T03:42:39Z")
As of about 9:38 pm Central Time: -Weird Man Behavior (HIGH Potential for TMI) -half naked teenage girls -I have issues ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/9 "2002-03-26T04:04:13Z")
Last meal requests for Texas death row imates Half naked teenage girls ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/10 "2002-03-26T04:05:25Z")
Last meal requests for Texas death row inmates Half-naked teenage girls (Okay, so it struck ME as funny!) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/11 "2002-03-26T04:38:49Z")
Apparently Kat did too 😛 It made me laugh! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/12 "2002-03-26T04:47:15Z")
From IMHO: What would you like to see in porn? the “Fightin’ Whities” – well, why not??? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/13 "2002-03-26T10:32:40Z")
In the pit… Fuck you buddy! Well, I Done Fucked Up Again! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/14 "2002-03-26T19:04:54Z")
In MPSIMS at 2:00 p.m.: Insanity test. Ode to a Cinnamon Pop-Tart. That actually makes sense. I wish this one had been real: I’m in love with my plumber. CRAP! I clogged up the toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/15 "2002-03-26T20:25:37Z")
In The Pit: Black or Bi-racial? Read the damned sign you malignant festering pustule! ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/16 "2002-03-26T20:52:47Z")
National Cleavage Day (UK) five days in London and vicinity? ---
**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/17 "2002-03-26T23:53:26Z")
from this very board: Bad Day at the House of Kobe So I’m thinking of getting a rat… or I need knock knock jokes Is this the most intellectual joke in the world? which struck me as a little amusing. finally: Things you said that came out horribly wrong. NYC Dopers: Get Cultural with Trout! ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/18 "2002-03-27T00:42:47Z")
in MPSIMS NYC Dopers: Get Cultural with Trout! Help! I need a better job! ---
**Author:** ![Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/96bed5/32.png) [@Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fang)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/19 "2002-03-27T01:58:13Z")
8:58 PM, 3/26, in IMHO: What do people want to see in porn? Cooking for one ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079/20 "2002-03-27T02:23:36Z")
From IMHO: What do people want to see in porn? Bring back codpieces? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-of-the-if-not-damned-then-just-slightly-darned/100079.md?page=2)