# Sequential Thread Titles on a Plane!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709 "2006-08-29T20:15:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/1 "2006-08-29T20:15:08Z")

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In “New Posts”

Which Celebrity Death Will Impact You Most?  
where can I buy Arsenic ?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/2 "2006-08-29T20:19:47Z")

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A MPSIMS threefer:

\*\* Does Anyone Know 8,9 and 10?  
Is my monitor dying?  
where can I buy Arsenic ?

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/3 "2006-08-29T20:31:57Z")

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MPSIMS:

**No more whining - time for some good beat stories**  
**Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?**

Uh … not that kind of beat story. Seriously. Stop.

**I think I’m going to see Darwin in action**  
**Help me lure my friends to The Dope.**

This can only end in tears.

**Death, Working Overtime (long)**  
**World’s oldest woman dies at 116**

I bet her retirement package was awesome. Pity she didn’t get to enjoy it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/4 "2006-08-29T21:08:42Z")

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Not Sequential – separated by Four – but I couldn’t resist:

\*\* Princeton report says short people is dumb

The Pit Is Depressing Today – Time For Tiny Rants!  
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**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/5 "2006-08-29T22:46:29Z")

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IMHO:

\*\*What Do You Do When You Kill A Cat?  
Classy winter decoration for a balcony? \*\*

Well, I guess if it’s cold enough out there to preserve the corpse all winter. On the other hand, it’s so hard to get a frozen cat to stay in a dramatic pose.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/6 "2006-08-29T23:01:40Z")

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What horrible atrocity of science would you like to own?  
Early Beatles recordings?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/7 "2006-08-30T00:06:28Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?  
No more whining - time for some good beat stories**

Seriously, no one likes a whiner. Especially with his pants down.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/8 "2006-08-30T00:30:38Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\*6-year-old traumatized by Barney the dinosaur’s penis  
My husband FINALLY found a job! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/9 "2006-08-30T00:48:37Z")

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Now showing in Great Debates:

\*\*Thoughts on Extraterrestrial Life \*\*

\*\*Kenn Starr, Bong Hits, and Jesus \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/10 "2006-08-30T13:36:19Z")

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\*\*Need help with for a cool weekend homeschool project

What Do You Do When You Kill A Cat?

Exposing cats to the outdoors  
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This probably doesn’t sound like such a cool project to the cat.

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**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/11 "2006-08-30T13:50:06Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**What recent nut cases have your run across?**  
**2006 NFL Predictions**  
**Let’s take stuff out of context**  
**Brothel offers petrol discounts to its clients**

There has to be a joke about needing “Lube” in there somewhere.  
**How to deal with Scientologists**  
**God was a typo. Worship Dog.**

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/12 "2006-08-30T16:34:24Z")

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MPSIMS

\*\*Alberto Henandez - (I Never Heard Of Him Before Either)  
Please, please, please! Some information would help. \*\*

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**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/13 "2006-08-30T16:48:23Z")

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In IMHO:

**What to do when you kill a cat?**  
**Down Alterative Pillows- What’s the Deal?**

**Need Help for a cool weekend homeschool project**  
**Exposing cats to the outdoors**

**How many sexual partners have you had?**  
**Guys, how do you carry your “accessories”?**

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/14 "2006-08-30T17:28:41Z")

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I feel like I hit the Perfecta! Here are the top threads on IMHO at 12:25p.m. today.

\*\* What is the effect of having many sexual partners?

So, what are your thoughts on virginity?

How many sexual partners do you WISH you’d had? ( 1 2 )

If there was one sexual thing nobody could know… ( 1 2 ) \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/15 "2006-08-30T19:55:01Z")

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\*\*So, what are your thoughts on virginity?

They banned what?!  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/16 "2006-08-31T03:04:58Z")

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\*\*What are you wearing?

Where do you buy your clothes?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/17 "2006-08-31T03:15:37Z")

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\*\*So, what are your thoughts on virginity?

Would You or Do You Lie to Pollsters?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/18 "2006-08-31T03:21:08Z")

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\*\*Aw SHIT! Its Tourettes Guy

What’s your random word’?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/19 "2006-08-31T12:41:00Z")

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\*\* What literary characters do you have a crush on?  
Emily or Zooey? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles-on-a-plane/370709/20 "2006-08-31T16:18:00Z")

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\*\* What is Tommy about?  
Worst album by a major artist at or near their prime \*\*

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