# Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718 "2001-01-12T16:18:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/1 "2001-01-12T16:18:44Z")
I’ve never been much into the “Sequential Thread” thing, but this one’s got me giggling uncontrollably: And as i look around my chair i realize… Cows are inherently funny …and now the bad news. Maybe I’m just in a weird mood this morning, but this has me chortling. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/2 "2001-01-12T16:31:49Z")
The world’s easiest quiz. Kerry Weaver bi-sexual? [sub] I never do these either, but some of them _are_ funny. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/3 "2001-01-12T16:39:58Z")
Did you, by any chance, miss [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55019) thread? ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/4 "2001-01-12T18:59:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > \*\*Did you, by any chance, miss [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55019) thread? \*\* Apparantly, I had. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/5 "2001-01-16T04:09:40Z")
I actually found this amusing. I’m getting laid too much …and now the bad news ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/6 "2001-01-16T13:18:02Z")
From The BBQ Pit: Finding Threads “Put Some Clothes On, Britney” From MPSIMS: I’m getting laid too much Great News and some weird stuff Where I was this Weekend… Stuck in a Pit Thread With You From IMHO: What’s the weirdest thing you have on you right now? Tighty whities From General Questions: 3 PARTER: EUNUCHS, CASTRATI, WAYNE NEWTON Copious amounts of ejaculate ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/7 "2001-01-17T18:28:54Z")
I just noticed these in MPSIMS: I Can’t Imagine A World Without Krispy Kremes — no big deal But yours are funnier. ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/8 "2001-01-17T18:54:51Z")
From MPSIMS: I’m getting laid too much. Nature is so disgusting From SDMB Search: Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People Pages? Elizabeth II, Queen of Belize Look what the phunky UPS man brought me! In case of Rapture bumper sticker… ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/9 "2001-01-17T18:56:56Z")
Oh, and this just in: Things I miss about being a kid… thoughtless, selfish, inconciderate parents ---
**Author:** ![jessicala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jessicala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessicala)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/10 "2001-01-17T19:16:20Z")
What is a guy to do, but… Name racerx’s boobs ---
**Author:** ![wolf189](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@wolf189](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf189)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/11 "2001-01-17T22:06:28Z")
From General Questions: How much help will I get from the Better Business Bureau Selling Babies wolf189 ---
**Author:** ![shimmery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@shimmery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shimmery)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/12 "2001-01-17T22:43:22Z")
To all European Dopers… The Vampire Beast Craves Blood (there’s more to this title but that was the funny part) ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/13 "2001-01-17T22:57:25Z")
New slang (warning:offensive) Am I the only wuss? ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/14 "2001-01-17T23:40:08Z")
weight gain with age… am I the only wuss? Sorry, couldn’t resist! ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/15 "2001-01-17T23:41:20Z")
Oh, and the blowjob smilie shows up in my post. Bloody great. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/16 "2001-01-18T14:24:42Z")
Gee, thanks, you’ve forever ruined the :o for me. Maybe we should call it the Sue Duhnyhm Memorial Smilie? Just spotted in the BBQ Pit: In case of Rapture bumper sticker… Then starve to death, you homeless fuck! Highest Density Matter Fat People ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/17 "2001-01-18T17:46:01Z")
Just now, in MPSIMS: Oh my God; it hurt so badly!! I’m getting laid too much. Somebody please make me stop! ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/18 "2001-01-18T20:55:14Z")
I found this one ironic… Koyanisqaatsi Nature is so disgusting ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/19 "2001-01-18T23:31:16Z")
A few days ago there was I’m getting laid too much The world is doomed (something like that anyway) ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-thread-titles/49718/20 "2001-01-18T23:54:17Z")
From IMHO The Scariest Public Washroom… Chicago - Stuff to See and Do