# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/201 "2018-02-12T18:28:58Z")
**Canadian landscaper serial killer Hearts and Flowers in the MMP** The flowers are growing especially well this year. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/202 "2018-02-13T02:48:17Z")
**Got my federal refund today Paying for the Oroville Dam repair** Wow, that’s awfully nice of you! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/203 "2018-02-13T05:08:04Z")
\*\*Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle Whatever happened to “Hot n Juicy”? \*\* Well, the Queen never really approved of her. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/204 "2018-02-13T11:51:50Z")
**If the fate of the universe is a big crunch… Is “chlorinated chicken” something that Americans worry about?** Chlorinated chicken is too petty to worry about compared to the inevitable destruction of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/205 "2018-02-13T13:12:42Z")
\*\*Where does pharmaceutical testosterone come from? The Edge of the Universe \*\* …and that’s why it’s so expensive. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/206 "2018-02-13T15:04:40Z")
\*\* Singer of one of my songs goes on to be famous; is there a next step? What is this song? \*\* That’s not the point. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/207 "2018-02-13T16:44:24Z")
\*\* Pop N Play Pimples and Pop It Pal Fake Zits Whatever happened to “Hot n Juicy”?\*\* She’s got her own YouTube channel under the name “Old Faithful”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/208 "2018-02-13T18:44:12Z")
\*\* Who owns Mars? The Edge of the Universe \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/209 "2018-02-13T19:13:33Z")
\*\* If your headlights were left on for two hours but you caught it in time, what do you NEED to do? Super Capacitor Jump Starters\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/210 "2018-02-13T20:49:09Z")
\*\*What makes sebum so sticky? Thermodynamic Entropy \*\* Damn, I knew Thermo was hard, but I didn’t realize it was sticky, too! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/211 "2018-02-13T21:29:43Z")
Nice coincidence. **Someone took a normal light photograph of a single atom I’ve been photographing the night sky lately, or what a decent camera can do.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/212 "2018-02-14T08:32:16Z")
**If the fate of the universe is a big crunch… How would an Iowa-class battleship fare against this kind of beating?** Although the armor protection of the _Iowa_ class battleships is generally rated as excellent–not to mention their superior speed; large, powerful guns; superb fire control systems; and very well thought out damage control procedures–they would still likely not fare well in a situation in which all matter and energy in the Universe, and the very fabric of space-time itself, are compressed into a “singularity” of infinite density. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/213 "2018-02-14T17:18:00Z")
**What Existed Before Anything Existed? Full body orgasm with oral sex** Things have certainly gone downhill. I blame entropy. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/214 "2018-02-14T17:46:05Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **What Existed Before Anything Existed? > Full body orgasm with oral sex** > > Things have certainly gone downhill. I blame entropy. Well, now we _know_ it all began with a big bang. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/215 "2018-02-14T18:18:06Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > Well, now we _know_ it all began with a big bang. Is that your _theory_? \*\*You wouldn’t download a city… Is anyone paying attention to Cape Town? \*\* I am, but then I got the city on DVD ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/216 "2018-02-14T19:26:38Z")
\*\*Full body orgasm with oral sex How would an Iowa-class battleship fare against this kind of beating? \*\* “Cap’n, I dinnae know is she can take much more o’ this!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/217 "2018-02-14T19:29:46Z")
\*\*Explaining death to a child Omnibus Morgenstern omnibus omnibus thread omnibus \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/218 "2018-02-14T20:34:41Z")
\*\* Are there decent forms of temporary housing for boom/bust towns You wouldn’t download a city… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/219 "2018-02-14T20:56:07Z")
\*\* Full body orgasm with oral sex Explain this bird behavior \*\* That’s the _last_ time I feed those little perverts. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/220 "2018-02-14T21:17:10Z")
\*\* Trump money laundering thread What is the Jewish Messiah Supposed to Do Exactly?\*\* If he can’t figure it out, he’s definitely not the Messiah. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=12)