# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/221 "2018-02-15T11:24:41Z")
**You wouldn’t download a city… How do you pronounce “extraordinary” and “often”?** At least not often. It’s extraordinary. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/222 "2018-02-15T11:54:48Z")
**"Shit-eating grin" - origin? Full body orgasm with oral sex** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/223 "2018-02-15T16:38:48Z")
\*\* What Existed Before Anything Existed? Living in the post office\*\* Just recently, they unearthed the fossilized bones of someone who’d been waiting on line in the post office to mail a package since the Mesozoic era. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/224 "2018-02-15T19:08:07Z")
**Candy hearts written by a neural network I think I should get the Nobel prize for this** Don’t book your flight to Stockholm just yet. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/225 "2018-02-15T20:22:42Z")
\*\* If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts Candy hearts written by a neural network \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/226 "2018-02-16T02:39:44Z")
**Cape Town water: impending crisis What Unconventional (but still good) Advice Do You Have?** Cut your showering back to once a month. **2018 Mass Killings in the United States Explaining death to a child** “See all those people laying there with holes in them? They’re dead.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/227 "2018-02-16T13:42:54Z")
\*\*Can USPS supplies be used differently than the intended use ? Living in the post office \*\* “Yeah, I just made my bed by putting down a few layers of bubble wrap held together with packing tape and covered with a bunch of Overnight Mail boxes taped together. It’s real comfy.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/228 "2018-02-16T14:41:53Z")
**If the fate of the universe is a big crunch… What Existed Before Anything Existed? Game Theory and Chinese Auctions** Final bids! Place your final bids! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/229 "2018-02-16T15:02:09Z")
\*\*Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese Generally speaking, how many masculine groups/cutulres are there? \*\* I think anthropologists have identified three different Masculine Subcultures living in Chuck E. Cheese – The Gamers, the Nerds, and the Tough Kids. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/230 "2018-02-16T15:36:32Z")
\*\* What Unconventional (but still good) Advice Do You Have? I think I should get the Nobel prize for this \*\* “Winner of the Nobel Prize for Unconventional but Good Advice goes to…” (opens envelope) “…Dan Savage!” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/231 "2018-02-16T20:50:48Z")
**Training book for dogs BMW 325i for tracking?** I’d suggest a [Haynes](https://haynes.com/en-us/bmw/325i/1999-2005) manual. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/232 "2018-02-16T22:42:17Z")
**Confused about the Mueller indictments Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese** It’s the [nexus](https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chuck-E-Cheeses/207964602559120) of the Trump-Russia connection. Be very afraid, and never get the borscht pizza. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/233 "2018-02-17T03:45:25Z")
**Is Cecil Adams immortal? What’s the life span of a skyscraper?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/234 "2018-02-17T04:22:59Z")
**Rod Serling’s description of The Twilight Zone also describes the Internet A Plague of Cats!** ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/235 "2018-02-17T13:14:47Z")
I have way too much cat hair in my nose I should get a Nobel prize for this ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/236 "2018-02-17T17:49:27Z")
**The tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of school children Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese** ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/237 "2018-02-17T18:08:46Z")
**Tell us about your daily work lunch experience (not the food, everything else) Hey- stink bugs stink like Cilantro!** I, uhhh, can’t make it to meet you for lunch. The boss, ummm, just called an important meeting. Yeah, yeah, that’s it I have a meeting. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/238 "2018-02-17T18:45:23Z")
\*\* What would happen if males and females traded sexualities? 2018 Diet and Fitness Thread \*\* Males, females, or both? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/239 "2018-02-17T19:43:45Z")
\*\*What’s for dinner? I wanted Chinese, dammit! How to make chicken chunks in curries more tasty \*\* Sorry, you’ll just have to settle for curry. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/240 "2018-02-18T02:35:13Z")
\*\*Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight What should I have done? \*\* There are lots of options. [ul] [li]Earplugs[/li][li]Asked to change seat[/li][li]Buy yourself some drinks[/li][li]But the kid a drink[/li][li]Air rage - slug mom (or kid); get plane diverted, get arrested.[/li][/ul] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=13)