# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/241 "2018-02-18T13:24:37Z")
**Do you confront line-skippers? The tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of school children** _Especially_ when they skip the line :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/242 "2018-02-18T15:57:02Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > **Do you confront line-skippers? > The tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of school children** > > _Especially_ when they skip the line :mad: 'Skip the line again, and I’ll kill you _other_ kids! :mad: ’ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/243 "2018-02-18T16:20:22Z")
\*\* Is mental health the real problem when it comes to mass shootings? What is the Jewish Messiah Supposed to Do Exactly?\*\* Turn water into Ativan? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/244 "2018-02-18T16:29:53Z")
**What’s for dinner? I just had my first chicken gizzards!** Yum! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/245 "2018-02-18T21:24:21Z")
**What would happen if males and females traded sexualities? Hearts and Flowers in the MMP** Awwww! Sweet! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/246 "2018-02-19T03:43:05Z")
**Critter Cam out back. A Plague of Cats!** They’re everywhere, I tell you, and I now have proof! ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/247 "2018-02-19T03:54:15Z")
\*\*I have way too much cat hair in my nose. I think I should get the Nobel prize for this. \*\* No way. It’s a _ **peace** _ prize. Now invent a way to keep the cat hair out of one’s nose and and maybe you could be awarded one. It’s a proven fact, after all, that most dictators create mayhem in their countries because of the prevalence of cats in their homes. They love their kitties but they get cranky because they can’t breathe properly. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/248 "2018-02-19T15:27:26Z")
**Will my pee-pee get bigger? If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/249 "2018-02-19T16:59:11Z")
\*\* Ireland & Scotland vacation Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese\*\* Try the haggis, mince and tatties pizza for an authentic experience. Also, don’t miss Trump Castle and Disney Edinburgh. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/250 "2018-02-19T17:59:41Z")
**Whaddya get when you cross a St Bernard with a Chihuahua? Could their offspring be black** I’ve never heard of either type of dog having black fur, but I suppose anything’s possible. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/251 "2018-02-19T22:39:29Z")
**What’s for dinner? James Spader and John Lithgow** ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/252 "2018-02-20T06:33:32Z")
[ul] [li] **Nude sleepers: what’s your emergency plan?** [/li][li] **Butter.** [/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/253 "2018-02-20T11:53:33Z")
**Number One, Number Two. Could their offspring be black** Depends on the number and what type of synesthesia you have. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/254 "2018-02-20T16:10:14Z")
\*\* Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight Diagnose my hand pain!\*\* Trauma from repeatedly whacking his mom? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/255 "2018-02-20T20:21:05Z")
**Brawl breaks out in cruise ship A dating site for Trump supporters** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/256 "2018-02-20T21:10:44Z")
\*\*What Happens When Enter Publishers Clearing House Twice? Full body orgasm with oral sex \*\* Don’t even _THINK_ about entering it a _THIRD_ time! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/257 "2018-02-20T21:33:18Z")
\*\* How dangerous are cows? How do I remove myself from Facebook\*\* It’s no good, they’ll follow you to Twitter and Snapchat, mooing ominously and emitting clouds of methane. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/258 "2018-02-20T22:17:10Z")
**So what’s New York like these days? Butter.** So Linda Richman would have it on _Coffee Talk_ on SNL. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/259 "2018-02-21T01:43:43Z")
\*\*How do I remove myself from Facebook Full body orgasm with oral sex \*\* Sounds a bit extreme. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/260 "2018-02-21T02:35:35Z")
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