# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/261 "2018-02-21T04:36:26Z")
\*\* 24-hour Urine and Bowel Movements What is going on with Amazon?\*\* Free shipping overload. It was bound to happen. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/262 "2018-02-21T06:36:30Z")
**Before I continue my virtual life in Straightdope, I would like to share that I’ve developed a more Transparent aluminum** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/263 "2018-02-21T12:38:30Z")
\*\*How dangerous are cows? Could their offspring be black \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/264 "2018-02-21T12:58:07Z")
\*\* 24-hour Urine and Bowel Movements You Gotta Date the Sexy\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/265 "2018-02-21T15:54:48Z")
**What’s for dinner? Billy Graham dies at 99** Aged meat! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/266 "2018-02-21T16:48:26Z")
\*\* Full body orgasm with oral sex How do they do magic tricks involving random audience members?\*\* Not sure, but there shouldn’t be a shortage of volunteers. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/267 "2018-02-21T19:16:39Z")
\*\* Women wearing miniskirts in near-freezing temperatures, why not cold? Butter.\*\* It makes a great insulator when worn under hose. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/268 "2018-02-21T22:40:29Z")
\*\* How are evangelicals distinct from other Christians? Weightless in a vacuum holding a dustbuster\*\* But do they weigh more than a duck? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/269 "2018-02-22T04:51:52Z")
**A dating site for Trump supporters RATS!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/270 "2018-02-22T10:32:33Z")
**Transparent aluminum RATS!** Ehhh, wake me up when there’s transparent aluminum fembots. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/271 "2018-02-22T13:01:09Z")
\*\*If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts RATS! I am building a computer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/272 "2018-02-22T13:02:10Z")
**Has anyone ever called you whitey as a racial slur? "Other drivers"** Drivers are so rude amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/273 "2018-02-22T13:43:47Z")
**You Gotta Date the Sexy This is a NOT healthy way to think, right?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/274 "2018-02-22T15:40:34Z")
**I’ve got some 'nduja! What should I do with it? I’ll eat just one…oops they’re all gone!** Problem solved! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/275 "2018-02-22T17:58:54Z")
\*\*What’s for dinner? Kalua pig vs. pulled pork \*\* Food Fight! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/276 "2018-02-22T19:38:00Z")
\*\* Favorite fight scene in MCU Films/TV Kalua pig vs. pulled pork \*\* Food Fight! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/277 "2018-02-22T19:40:16Z")
\*\* Nude sleepers: what’s your emergency plan? This is a NOT healthy way to think, right? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/278 "2018-02-23T05:05:22Z")
**How do I remove myself from Facebook Full body orgasm with oral sex** Come to think of it, I hardly ever even use my Facebook account! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/279 "2018-02-23T12:46:21Z")
\*\*What would happen if males and females traded sexualities? Small “Nice” Moments \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/280 "2018-02-23T21:33:59Z")
**Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight What happens if the speed of light is surpassed?** Much more bearable, unless he’s screaming all the way to Alpha Centauri. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=15)