# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/281 "2018-02-23T23:14:13Z")
**What kind of deodorant do mature men in their mid 20s use? Butter.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/282 "2018-02-24T15:51:40Z")
**Follow up question for the CCW holder. What happens if the speed of light is surpassed?** I’ll be the fastest draw in the Old West. Yee-hah! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/283 "2018-02-24T18:40:25Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > **What kind of deodorant do mature men in their mid 20s use? > Butter.** I thought I smelled popcorn. **The butler did it! Is Lady Gaga really worth a million dollars a show?** Is that a “show” or a “throw”? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/284 "2018-02-24T19:41:10Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I thought I smelled popcorn. [Obligatory meme](https://i.imgflip.com/12eamt.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/285 "2018-02-24T20:38:49Z")
\*\* Turning right on red. Is it safe to turn in this scenario? “My water just broke.” Okay, what happens now?\*\* Floor it, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/286 "2018-02-25T01:28:52Z")
**If there is something as a foreigner living in the US has thought me, is that… The End Is Nigh** Trump does have that effect. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/287 "2018-02-25T15:42:14Z")
**Spam phone calls threatening legal action Wait… They’re still doing the ‘Nigerian scam’?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/288 "2018-02-25T15:43:15Z")
**Bourdain’s Parts Unknown Why is hair in food considered so gross** Because it comes from parts unknown. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/289 "2018-02-25T15:43:59Z")
**Clear liquids only! How clear? Volatile organic compounds (VOCs) turning into dioxin after being heated** This is why you don’t microwave apple cider on “high”. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/290 "2018-02-25T19:27:41Z")
**The week when KFC ran out of chicken A Plague of Cats!** Very hungry cats! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/291 "2018-02-26T00:26:47Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > **The week when KFC ran out of chicken > A Plague of Cats!** Mmmm…bucket of cats…crispy cat tenders…popcorn cat nuggets…cat drumsticks and thighs. And don’t forget the coleslaw. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/292 "2018-02-26T05:19:57Z")
**The butler did it! How’s this for a suspense novel plot?** Meh, it’s probably been done. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/293 "2018-02-26T09:52:03Z")
**Subtle hints that a listed job isn’t all it’s cracked up to be The week when KFC ran out of chicken** Aw, man, I thought working at KFC would be _great!_ All the chicken I could eat! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/294 "2018-02-26T12:25:47Z")
\*\* Cliched “problems” in sitcoms that wouldn’t bother you? There’s a LEAF in my food! =8^O \*\* Gilligan!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/295 "2018-02-26T12:36:46Z")
\*\*Weird snacking options Kalua pig vs. pulled pork \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/296 "2018-02-26T13:16:40Z")
\*\* What’s the deal with ths book cover? ‘It was invented in Russia!’\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/297 "2018-02-26T13:38:17Z")
\*\*Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight About Radical Feminism \*\* Wow! Well-informed kid! Still annoying, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/298 "2018-02-26T13:39:34Z")
\*\* Follow up question for the CCW holder. In three-four words, what does “Quaker” mean to you?\*\* Wimp without a Glock. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/299 "2018-02-26T14:26:15Z")
\*\* Subtle hints that a listed job isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Sheriff officer resigns after Florida Shooting\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/300 "2018-02-26T16:07:10Z")
**Selling obsolete software 'It was invented in Russia!'** Is no has trojan horse. You can put the trust in me, Comrade. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=16)