# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/301 "2018-02-26T23:42:37Z")
**Subtle hints that a listed job isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Guy carrying a gun walking around the neighborhood…** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/302 "2018-02-27T14:21:47Z")
\*\* The week when KFC ran out of chicken Keeping an eye out for Jesus \*\* Jesus can turn water into wine, but what about turning something into chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/303 "2018-02-27T17:07:08Z")
**Guy carrying a gun walking around the neighborhood… Small “Nice” Moments** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/304 "2018-02-27T19:42:14Z")
**When computers HAVE to work reliably 'It was invented in Russia!'** It’s reliable because it uses vacuum tubes. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/305 "2018-02-27T21:14:44Z")
\*\* Trump said he would have run in Parkland to fight off the shooter Just blowing off steam: different working styles\*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/306 "2018-02-28T09:02:35Z")
**Online dating. _sigh_ Another way to screw with my own head. Online dating for dummies Misread thread titles** What’s with all the threads about offline dating? **Methylene chloride has me moving out (for now) My Mother is going into Hospice… I lost a friend and co-worker** Wow, that must be dangerous stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/307 "2018-02-28T11:41:24Z")
**The Easiest Recipe Ever: Dulce de Leche Just cure the ham already** Some people can mess up even the easiest recipe! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/308 "2018-02-28T13:06:15Z")
\*\* I lost a friend and co-worker Anyone else ever have a case of the Meat Sweats? NO? How about water intoxication?\*\* Had a co-worker overdose on Carter’s Little Liver Pills. We couldn’t stop laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/309 "2018-02-28T13:21:10Z")
\*\* Things to do in or near Sydney, Australia (staying in Wollongong) Kevin Smith has massive heart attack.\*\* Should’ve gone to Brisbane for the diarrhea. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/310 "2018-02-28T14:09:44Z")
\*\* Celebrity dopplegangers, the umpteenth thread Just cure the ham already \*\* Which one? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/311 "2018-02-28T14:46:42Z")
\*\* Freedom of Religion: Mennonite refuses to participate in death penalty murder case. Fatherless homes Arming teachers Jesus is our sun. Our God’s Son. I am not sold on either side of this theory. Sell me, please? \*\* Jesus had no biological father. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/312 "2018-02-28T19:45:42Z")
**Malware probably from the… Small penises** Figures. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/313 "2018-03-01T10:48:19Z")
\*\* What else causes global warming? Fatherless homes\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/314 "2018-03-01T13:28:27Z")
\*\* Young voters and gun laws I solved the gun control problem Are there any ways to have stopped the Florida shooter from buying guns?\*\* Yeah, we should’ve built a wall of gun threads. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/315 "2018-03-01T21:47:00Z")
**Should I let the doctor cut off the end of my arm? - need answer fast! Diagnose my hand pain!** Well… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/316 "2018-03-01T23:35:32Z")
\*\* Small “Nice” Moments My MASSIVE tax savings! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/317 "2018-03-02T02:02:21Z")
**Guy carrying a gun walking around the neighborhood… I lost a friend and co-worker** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/318 "2018-03-02T16:53:47Z")
The ineffective greeting Raw blueberries and intense stomach pain I always make a good first impression by saying “My hemorrhoids are on fire today!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/319 "2018-03-02T17:59:13Z")
\*\*“My water just broke.” Okay, what happens now? Why is the Future so hard to predict? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/320 "2018-03-02T21:21:50Z")
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