# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/321 "2018-03-02T21:45:49Z")

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**Guy carrying a gun walking around the neighborhood…  
Trump said he would have run in Parkland to fight off the shooter**

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/322 "2018-03-03T01:11:44Z")

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Blueberry bread’s still raw in the middle after twenty extra minutes. What should I do?

Be a dick.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/323 "2018-03-03T03:09:14Z")

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\*\*What else causes global warming?  
Arming teachers  
Fatherless homes \*\*

There’s something for the Left _and_ the Right!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/324 "2018-03-03T09:52:17Z")

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**How to get over a guy  
Take the dog to the vet?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/325 "2018-03-03T16:57:14Z")

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\*\* What do we know about the effects of marijuana legalization?  
Small penises\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/326 "2018-03-03T22:32:38Z")

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**Why is evicting someone so hard?  
Be a Dick**

Throw them out on their bums!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/327 "2018-03-04T15:41:07Z")

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**Why so many homeless in Los Angeles and California in general?  
Why is evicting someone so hard?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/328 "2018-03-05T13:40:50Z")

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\*\* In three-four words, what does “Quaker” mean to you?

Modern Macs, power and memory

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I guess some of us see Quakers just a little differently than others do.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/329 "2018-03-05T14:21:51Z")

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\*\* Like a dummy…  
Someone Tried to Take a Peacock on an Airplane \*\*

NBC executive?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/330 "2018-03-05T19:55:23Z")

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\*\*Should I let the doctor cut off the end of my arm? - need answer fast!

Diagnose my hand pain!

How do you clasp your hands?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/331 "2018-03-06T02:54:40Z")

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\*\* On travel by Greyhound  
How Is The Blood Supply In The US?\*\*

Pretty good so far, but that bump cost us 6 pints of O-negative.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/332 "2018-03-06T15:27:37Z")

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**I might be going to Chicago for a few days this summer… advice?  
Washing machine recommendations?**

Do laundry before you go, that way you won’t need quarters for the hotel machines.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/333 "2018-03-06T16:11:42Z")

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\*\* How was your weekend?

We will not post outrageous lies in this thread  
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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/334 "2018-03-06T18:57:10Z")

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**Online dating. _sigh_ Another way to screw with my own head.  
What’s my lesson here?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/335 "2018-03-06T20:14:19Z")

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\*\* “Do you like to party?” If someone asks you this question what are they really asking you?  
How to get over a guy\*\*

By partying – duh!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/336 "2018-03-06T20:59:11Z")

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\*\* What’s for dinner?  
Pancakes that make me feel like a man\*\*

Asked and answered

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/337 "2018-03-07T04:53:50Z")

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**Congresspeople sleeping in their offices  
We should end homelessness in America**

Let’s wake up Congress and have them get right on it.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/338 "2018-03-07T05:34:22Z")

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**What’s my lesson here?  
We will not post outrageous lies in this thread,**

Now write it a hundred times.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/339 "2018-03-07T13:16:08Z")

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\*\*Yellowstone supervolcano eruption. How to capitalize and profit?

Why is the Future so hard to predict? \*\*

– or –

\*\*Why is the Future so hard to predict?

Are there long-term downsides to losing your virginity late in life? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/340 "2018-03-07T13:17:13Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\*A Plague of Cats!

Crazy Cat People - an alternate theory  
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