# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/21 "2018-01-03T16:15:49Z")
**New Year plans? T. Rex Autopsy** I’m just dying to know your plans for the rest of the year. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/22 "2018-01-03T17:09:08Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > **New Year plans? > T. Rex Autopsy** > > I’m just dying to know your plans for the rest of the year. If you do a dinosaur autopsy on the first day of the year nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the year. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/23 "2018-01-03T17:52:09Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Name the next scary weather phenomenon How many balls does Frosty have? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/24 "2018-01-03T20:30:53Z")
**Help me please -My willy does not work properly anymore - its been 5 years im 30 years old now.** **Handedness and stirring direction** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/25 "2018-01-04T13:56:14Z")
\*\* What makes a good father-in-law? Deciding the fate of an older dog with cancer. \*\* It’s up to you, Dad! And Ma isn’t feeling so good either… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/26 "2018-01-06T02:47:16Z")
\*\*So, then, what’s the Real News? Sarcastic Winter PSAs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/27 "2018-01-07T04:51:21Z")
**Most disgusting scene you’ve ever seen - in the sense of physical revulsion Dr. Pimple Popper** 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/28 "2018-01-07T18:43:53Z")
**Poll: How much did you pay for your mattress? Dealing with fleas** Those used mattresses people put out with the trash have their downside… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/29 "2018-01-07T18:51:38Z")
\*\*What is this thing? Identify this Whatsit \*\* Doc, are you _sure_ you passed your surgery boards? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/30 "2018-01-08T01:57:58Z")
\*\* Guys: Smoking/Masturbation ChiDope Saturday Jan. 13! Who’s in?\*\* Uh, sorry no, but you boys have a lovely time. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/31 "2018-01-08T03:34:57Z")
\*\* Strange Christmas card Human bones found in back yard \*\* Looks like someone’s getting Coal from Christmas this year! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/32 "2018-01-08T18:19:05Z")
**Post your unpopular opinions Is child labor really so bad?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/33 "2018-01-08T19:11:26Z")
**Where are all of the people with two middle names? The famous crypts in Hollywood. How do they control odors?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/34 "2018-01-08T20:34:34Z")
**How do you fold a shirt? Big Brothers/Big Sisters** I found their stash. Now they have to fold my clothes, or else I’ll tell mom and dad. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/35 "2018-01-08T21:21:10Z")
\*\* Unshared cultural knowledge Human bones found in back yard \*\* See, you should have taught them fire-building skills. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/36 "2018-01-09T18:45:24Z")
\*\*Help me please -My willy does not work properly anymore - its been 5 years im 30 years old now People who wallow in past glories \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/37 "2018-01-09T19:10:07Z")
\*\* Two vicious pitbulls are coming towards me. What’s my best plan of action? Non-Euclidean Architecture \*\* I take four corners and am only 270 degrees away! They’ll NEVER expect that! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/38 "2018-01-09T19:13:00Z")
\*\* Help me please -My willy does not work properly anymore - its been 5 years im 30 years old now People who wallow in past glories \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/39 "2018-01-10T02:55:30Z")
“What is the worst board game you have ever played?” “Seven letter words change one or two letter to make a new word” It can’t be that bad, it’s got over 14,000 posts! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/40 "2018-01-10T12:53:49Z")
**The famous crypts in Hollywood. How do they control odors? Non-Euclidean Architecture** The vent goes to eldritch dimensions and supplicates the daemons with offerings of death stench. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=3)