# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/401 "2018-03-22T17:28:04Z")

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\*\* The cultural Glitch in the Matrix moment you’re most convinced did exist.  
Blade Runner (The Original) Sucks\*\*

That’s now how _I_ remember it :mad:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/402 "2018-03-22T17:39:46Z")

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**How do we know there are 7.6 Billion People on Earth?  
Half Mast Flag**

Before I saw that half mast flag I knew there were 7,600,000,001 people on earth.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/403 "2018-03-22T21:08:07Z")

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\*\* How Hard is it to Listen In On Your Neighbor?  
Do you brush your teeth in the shower?\*\*

Cause I can hear the change in the way the water sounds!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/404 "2018-03-22T22:01:52Z")

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\*\* What lesson did you learn from the Iraq war?  
You owe $21 trillion \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/405 "2018-03-23T13:53:51Z")

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\*\* What are your least favorite places that you’ve traveled to?

Tiny houses  
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Me, too!

I don’t know how people can watch those cable channel shows about little homes! They give me claustrophobia!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/406 "2018-03-23T18:57:01Z")

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\*\*What’s the worst-named project you’ve worked on?

Pure, unadulterated stupid. \*\*

Yes, but what was it called?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/407 "2018-03-23T19:30:11Z")

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\*\* Easter dinner ideas to go with turkey  
Tell me about Jordan Peterson \*\*

Some say he’s hard to digest, but goes well with a nice Chianti.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/408 "2018-03-24T11:59:53Z")

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**Pancakes that make me feel like a man  
Do Bay Leaves even have a Flavor?**

I put a handful of ground bay leaves in my pancakes and I couldn’t taste ANYTHING! Give me some manly spices I can feel in my mouth please!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/409 "2018-03-24T13:28:53Z")

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Doctors killed my friend\*\*

I agree

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/410 "2018-03-24T16:46:06Z")

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From the main forum page:

Does high intelligence lead to …

Pure, unadulterated stupid.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/411 "2018-03-24T17:02:53Z")

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**An Uber self-driving car killed a pedestrian in Tempe, AZ  
Doctors killed my friend  
Genealogy apps for Android?**

If we can’t find enough genealogy around, we’ll _make_ some!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/412 "2018-03-24T17:24:24Z")

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**Cross-country Drive with Cats  
I need a really, really, really strong vacuum cleaner**

When those little bastids start escaping, you’ll need maximum suction to get them back.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/413 "2018-03-25T16:47:44Z")

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**What lesson did you learn from the Iraq war?  
Killing People is Easy**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/414 "2018-03-25T17:33:44Z")

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Awww and I had to learn how to select and copy on my smartphone to try and post that so of course someone else already had:D

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/415 "2018-03-26T12:54:53Z")

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**The cultural Glitch in the Matrix moment you’re most convinced did exist.  
Batman has a kid?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/416 "2018-03-26T14:13:43Z")

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**Why blue eyes?  
'It was invented in Russia!'**

You’d think they would have invented red eyes.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/417 "2018-03-27T01:33:19Z")

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**Cross-country Drive with Cats  
Does everyone need a will?**

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/418 "2018-03-27T11:31:11Z")

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**Come See The Master Race, Everyone!  
German car commercial, The worst.**

You know who else made bad car commercials?

**Offbeat places to visit in or near Charleston SC?  
Cross-country Drive with Cats**

Hey, we’ve gotta keep them entertained on the trip somehow.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/419 "2018-03-27T13:03:49Z")

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**I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen…  
A Kosher pig? With milk gravy?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/420 "2018-03-27T15:05:29Z")

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\*\*Whats the difference between a Jig saw and Saber saw?  
‘It was invented in Russia!’  
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So it’s like cosmonaut/astronaut I take it.

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