# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/421 "2018-03-27T21:19:36Z")
\*\*Hey fatty! Or Please help me figure out TVs. \*\* Isn’t it thinism to assume I watch TV because I’m fat? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/422 "2018-03-28T12:16:38Z")
\*\* “Cannot shut down because…” what is computer doing during that time? Cryptographic hash on an embedded system\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/423 "2018-03-28T12:47:26Z")
\*\* OK, so what have I missed? It’s raining and I can’t walk my dog MMP Not having the best week of my life \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/424 "2018-03-28T13:06:24Z")
\*\* Should I clean/polish a 200 AD Roman bronze bracelet? Will the Rust Belt ever recover?\*\* Not if you polish it! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/425 "2018-03-28T13:27:23Z")
\*\* Shows with a stupid premise executed really well Roseanne Part Two? No Thank You \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/426 "2018-03-28T13:54:42Z")
\*\*Things that remind you of Home (When you were little) Pure, unadulterated stupid. \*\* Yeah, when I was kid it bothered me when people did things that were rational and efficient at my house. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/427 "2018-03-28T14:24:40Z")
\*\*I was addicted to escorts - ask me anything “To the pure, all things are pure” – and vice versa? \*\* “Were they fun to be with?” he asked innocently. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/428 "2018-03-28T14:26:49Z")
\*\*March For Our Lives, March 24 - who’s going? Oregon & Uranus \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/429 "2018-03-29T12:38:51Z")
\*\* 78 years old today Please tell me how I might survive raising a teenager \*\* Sorry – there’s no hope for you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/430 "2018-03-29T14:02:05Z")
\*\*Possible Return of ‘Mad About You’… thoughts? Deception on ABC could suck more. \*\* Thus ends the new TV show discussion ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/431 "2018-03-29T14:44:55Z")
**I was addicted to escorts - ask me anything I always wanted to be addicted to escorts, but couldn’t afford the dues - ask me anything OK, so what have I missed?** I’m not sure, but I think there was something about escorts. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/432 "2018-03-29T20:03:38Z")
**What happens to kids of missing parents? The crows say 'Lololol.'** Worst. Modern update. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/433 "2018-03-30T12:52:11Z")
\*\* Poll: Would you fuck/date/marry an (ex)stripper/prostitute/phone sex operator/porn actor/other sex worker? Love is overrated \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/434 "2018-03-30T14:51:55Z")
**Poll: Would you fuck/date/marry an (ex)stripper/prostitute/phone sex operator/porn actor/other sex worker? A Kosher pig? With milk gravy?** You’re being awfully rude to Esther. And besides, the milk gravy makes her incredibly hot. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/435 "2018-03-30T17:20:17Z")
\*\* The pithiest advice you ever got… Love is overrated \*\* \*\* I was addicted to escorts - ask me anything What’s Chinese for “Incoming!” ? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/436 "2018-03-30T17:27:30Z")
\*\* What’s for dinner? The Worst Novelist Ever \*\* Not even Dan Brown deserves to be the object of anthropophagy. Nor Sean Penn. Nor James Patterson. Nor even Lionel Fanthorpe. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/437 "2018-03-30T23:41:20Z")
**It’s raining and I can’t walk my dog MMP What’s Chinese for “Incoming!” ?** :eek::smack:☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/438 "2018-03-31T14:18:33Z")
**The humble saltine cracker Batman has a kid?** Unlike his daddy, he is humble, salty and not rich. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/439 "2018-04-01T12:36:30Z")
**The countdown to 50 has begun. What do I need to accomplish before it hits? Should I eat this [jar of capers]?** That’s on the top of my bucket list. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/440 "2018-04-01T13:35:33Z")
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