# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/441 "2018-04-01T23:45:54Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\* I was addicted to escorts - ask me anything > What’s Chinese for “Incoming!” ?\*\* Look up five entries in this thread. \*\*Rideable (flying) drone What’s Chinese for “Incoming!” ? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/442 "2018-04-02T12:56:05Z")
**What’s for dinner? Prince: I find him to be a problematic artist** No… _finger_ prints! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/443 "2018-04-02T14:22:02Z")
**What food makes your dog crazy? twat** With peanut butter on it amirite? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/444 "2018-04-02T14:59:39Z")
\*\*My wife is in a frenzy of throwing stuff (chametz) out in the kitchen for Passover What food makes your dog crazy? \*\* What food makes your wife frenzied? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/445 "2018-04-02T15:27:57Z")
**What To Bring For a Day Hike new tires** Day hikes are _so_ much easier when you drive. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/446 "2018-04-02T21:53:12Z")
**Why are Christians so full of hate?** **Love is overrated** Yes, I believe it was Jesus Geils Christ who said “Love Stinks” in his Sermon on the Trans-Am. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/447 "2018-04-03T13:22:42Z")
**Jesus Christ Superstar Your recent entertainment pleasant surprises** It definitely was. \*\*Memorable things your friends have said (remote NSFW possibility) twat \*\* Best. Sequential. Thread. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/448 "2018-04-03T19:44:45Z")
**How Did They Measure Lat & Long? Heroin use** No, that’s how they measure _altitude_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/449 "2018-04-03T20:43:31Z")
**Hey fatty! Or How to handle competing job offers with aplomb** I don’t think that word means that you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/450 "2018-04-03T21:11:00Z")
**protesting an ice cream parlor Active shooter at YouTube headquarters in San Bruno, CA** Overreact much? A sternly worded letter to the editor would have sufficed… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/451 "2018-04-03T21:21:23Z")
\*\*Heroin use Any scientific studies of shared hallucinations? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/452 "2018-04-04T13:35:20Z")
\*\* What am I named? I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. \*\* Uhhhhh…James Taylor? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/453 "2018-04-04T15:47:52Z")
\*\*The 1 - 10 Pain Scale Should I let the doctor cut off the end of my arm? - need answer fast! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/454 "2018-04-04T17:21:30Z")
\*\* Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes I was addicted to escorts - ask me anything \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/455 "2018-04-04T17:40:08Z")
\*\* Should I let the doctor cut off the end of my arm? - need answer fast! Looking for a Lightweight Rain Jacket \*\* They’re even lighter without the Ends of the Arms ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/456 "2018-04-04T20:13:21Z")
**What’s for dinner? Jesus Christ Superstar** Unfortunately, the nearest Carl’s Jr is 60 miles away. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/457 "2018-04-04T21:10:26Z")
**Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes Memorable things your friends have said (remote NSFW possibility)** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/458 "2018-04-04T22:24:39Z")
**When should a person have the right to drive through a crowd of demonstrators? self-driving car meets menacing gang** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/459 "2018-04-05T12:35:49Z")
**Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes Boy in Police hugging photo dead ☹** At least you aren’t dead like the boy in the police “hugging” photo (wink wink). ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/460 "2018-04-05T14:55:50Z")
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