# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/461 "2018-04-05T15:47:32Z")
\*\*Africa’s crack problem getting worse. My ONLY vice \*\* If you’re going to have a vice, make it a worthwhile one! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/462 "2018-04-05T17:20:30Z")
\*\*If you had God like powers, do you think you’d eventually quit caring about people? Why are Christians so full of hate? \*\* Must be them “God-like” powers. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/463 "2018-04-06T07:28:50Z")
My Only Vice Protesting An Ice Cream Parlor Well it’s a pretty big one. Have you no morals at all? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/464 "2018-04-06T12:32:50Z")
**My ONLY vice Straightening a Candle** i IYKWIMAITYDBLFIWAAH. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/465 "2018-04-06T13:02:49Z")
**Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes My ONLY vice twat** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/466 "2018-04-06T13:41:33Z")
\*\* Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes Still waiting for Spring in the MMP Straightening a Candle\*\* Have you tried Viagra to “spring” your “candle”? \*\* 50 years after MLK’s death Africa’s crack problem getting worse. \*\* Some things never change for the better ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/467 "2018-04-06T14:31:54Z")
\*\*Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes Almost Hired An Idiot Tonight \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/468 "2018-04-07T03:16:27Z")
**When does a harmonica rust? What Kind Of Attorney Do We Need?** “Attention Harmonica Buyers. If you bought a Hohner brand harmonica in the last five years and it rusted, you could be eligible for a big payout! Contact the law firm of Brusque and Squee to join the class action lawsuit.”\* \*Tennessee harmonica players not eligible for compensation… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/469 "2018-04-07T13:32:40Z")
\*\* What does this Black Sabbath lyric mean? Tell me about Jordan Peterson Jesus Christ Superstar\*\* No, you’re thinking about Ian Gillian \*\* Would this woman date you? (Political…very political) Woman who flipped off Trump fired Sigh, do I owe this lady a proper good bye? (online dating) Cragislist shuts down its personals section\*\* Those four non-sequitur thread titles tell a good story ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/470 "2018-04-07T16:31:51Z")
\*\* I Made by Big Amazon Order Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes\*\* Boy, you can get anything at Amazon. Provided you’re willing to pay the price. \*\*Sabrina figures out the Magic of Blankets Smart things your pet does \*\* Sabrina’s a cat. A smart pet ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/471 "2018-04-07T22:05:56Z")
**How have the Boomers done? Any good remedies for stomach cramps?** Nothing much. Remember, it was the Greatest Generation that gave us Pepto-Bismol. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/472 "2018-04-08T11:25:20Z")
**I have prostate cancer I need a new web browser** With all due respect, I think a more conventional treatment is in order. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2018, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/473 "2018-04-08T12:27:23Z")
**Apparently people don’t die when their killed Doctors killed my friend** But not dead, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/474 "2018-04-09T10:37:20Z")
**Why are Christians so full of hate? protesting an ice cream parlor** Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/475 "2018-04-09T13:49:05Z")
\*\* Smart things your pet does Sabrina figures out the Magic of Blankets \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/476 "2018-04-09T14:13:37Z")
**What’s the cheapest legal way to dispose of a human body? Do people use swamp coolers near Washington DC?** Maybe, but I doubt it’s legal, not to mention probably smelly. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/477 "2018-04-09T14:41:52Z")
\*\*Smart things your pet does I’ve got a hole in my chest the size of a 60 lb. lab/pit mix \*\* “DOWN, boy!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/478 "2018-04-09T23:20:26Z")
**Cragislist shuts down its personals section Does sex ever feel like too much work?** Yeah, but it pays well. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/479 "2018-04-10T04:10:49Z")
**Smart things your pet does Again with the Bad Latin** Yeah, having a dog that can conduct a Latin mass doesn’t mean much, if he keeps messing up verb conjugations. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/480 "2018-04-10T11:49:51Z")
\*\* Does sex ever feel like too much work? post-cunnilingus etiquette \*\* "No matter how much effort was required to bring his partner to a state of euphoria, a gentleman should always give the impression that he is ceasing his efforts only with reluctance.’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=25)