# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/481 "2018-04-10T13:21:25Z")
\*\* Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes Oddest things you’ve had at hand for a situation\*\* [Insert masturbation joke here] ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/482 "2018-04-10T13:47:12Z")
\*\* I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. \*\* Yeah, you set the damn fire and cussed out the rain that put it out before it could spread! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/483 "2018-04-10T14:21:55Z")
**What is the best way to build generational wealth Car Dealerships** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/484 "2018-04-10T16:32:15Z")
**Killing People is Easy "It should be classified as illegal, but shouldn’t be treated as illegal."** Rand Paul libertarianism just keeps getting weirder. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/485 "2018-04-10T18:41:59Z")
**Ways you’ve chosen to remember a beloved pet Again with the Bad Latin** Et tu, Max. E pluribus unum. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/486 "2018-04-10T18:44:37Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Ways you’ve chosen to remember a beloved pet > Again with the Bad Latin** > > Et tu, Max. E pluribus unum. ☹ Cave Canem. In pace Requiescat. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/487 "2018-04-11T00:48:15Z")
\*\*post-cunnilingus etiquette the mess in Syria is about to get messier \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/488 "2018-04-11T04:00:18Z")
**Creepy, creepy… Oh hey this place looks reasonable - LOL NOPE** I think I’ve got something to do…far, far away from here. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/489 "2018-04-11T13:52:20Z")
\*\*PA sent me $$. Why? post-cunnilingus etiquette \*\* But it makes me feel CHEAP! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/490 "2018-04-11T15:19:40Z")
\*\*What is the best way to build generational wealth post-cunnilingus etiquette \*\* "…I repeat my former advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these: … … … “Eighth and lastly… Because they are so _Grateful!_” ``` --- Benjamin Franklin **Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress** (1745) ``` [https://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html](https://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/491 "2018-04-11T19:05:25Z")
\*\* jobs for people with exceptional recall? The Episcopal Versus the Anglican Church.\*\* Baptists can kick both their asses when it comes to Bible Jeopardy. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/492 "2018-04-11T21:03:45Z")
\*\* Anybody old enough to remember priveys… Shit just got real\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/493 "2018-04-11T21:23:38Z")
\*\* Practical uses for corpses Shakes and Smoothies in Movies.\*\* I knew they weren’t made out of real food but ewww. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/494 "2018-04-12T12:12:22Z")
**Shit just got real Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle** The Queen was not amused by the wording of the wedding announcement. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/495 "2018-04-12T13:39:15Z")
**the mess in Syria is about to get messier Shit just got real Anybody old enough to remember priveys…** Shit…both figuratively and literally. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/496 "2018-04-12T13:41:41Z")
**I’m starting to fear change Are you familiar with the term “moded”?** Looks like you’ve been … 🆒 outmoded. YEEAAAHHH! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/497 "2018-04-12T16:50:19Z")
**jobs for people with exceptional recall? Do babies dream?** I know at least _I_ did :smug: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/498 "2018-04-12T16:53:42Z")
\*\* Arm teachers with guns. What could possibly go wrong? Songs you sang in school \*\* _My pistol has a first name It’s S-M-I-T-H My pistol has a second name It’s W-E-S-S-O-N…_ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/499 "2018-04-13T14:32:05Z")
\*\*Backpage just got shut down I miss old-fashioned phone books. \*\* You could just look in the Yellow Pages™ under “Escorts”! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/500 "2018-04-13T18:16:37Z")
\*\* What happened here? Kid dies from being crushed inside car. Blood pressure \*\* 350/220, for about two seconds. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=26)