# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 26

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/501 "2018-04-13T21:42:19Z")

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**Kids these days - new way to talk on the cell phone?  
Again with the Bad Latin**

He, I’d be impressed if they speak Latin on the cell phone at all.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/502 "2018-04-14T01:42:23Z")

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**Shit just got real  
Again with the Bad Latin**

_Malus Actualis Genitivo Acceleri_.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/503 "2018-04-14T06:18:21Z")

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\*\*the mess in Syria is about to get messier  
Apparently people don’t die when their killed \*\*

So Armageddon begins with an invasion of Syrian zombies? I’m down with that.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/504 "2018-04-14T13:03:35Z")

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**How long until personal robots are commonplace in the home?  
How soon did you know your SO was The One?**

When she blew my circuits, so to speak. :o

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/505 "2018-04-14T16:29:10Z")

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\*\* Arm teachers with guns. What could possibly go wrong?  
2018 Mass Killings in the United States \*\*

Teachers with guns have killed 2,018 in the US? That’s just wrong.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/506 "2018-04-14T16:55:36Z")

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\*\* Art Bell dead at 72  
Art is basically a Tax Shelter\*\*

Until he dies

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/507 "2018-04-15T00:56:13Z")

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**Good protest signs.  
Why do some groceries deliver, but not do store pickup?**

Kind of wordy and entitled, if you ask me.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/508 "2018-04-15T12:49:32Z")

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\*\*Art is basically a Tax Shelter  
The Persistence of Godzilla  
Art Bell dead at 72 \*\*

The IRS doesn’t fuck around!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/509 "2018-04-15T18:55:36Z")

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**What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?  
Art Bell dead at 72**

Art Bell dead at 72. There is no doubt whatever about that. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/510 "2018-04-15T23:08:55Z")

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**Pray as a legal term  
"May it please the court…"**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/511 "2018-04-16T03:11:18Z")

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\*\* What is known about Socrates’ military career?  
Tomahawk Cruise Missiles\*\*

So _that’s_ what he meant when he said “Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.”

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/512 "2018-04-16T05:18:28Z")

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**the mess in Syria is about to get messier**  
**Anybody old enough to remember priveys…**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/513 "2018-04-16T11:55:36Z")

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\*\* How to Pick a Career (That Actually Fits You)  
I was addicted to escorts - ask me anything  
Canadian landscaper serial killer  
Takata airbag recall work \*\*

All outstanding choices, except opportunities for advancement may be limited.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/514 "2018-04-16T14:59:29Z")

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**When Good Goes Bad, or What does James Brown and Tootsie Pop have in common?  
The Weirdest Geocache**

When I zeroed in on the coordinates, I was expecting something weird, but I wasn’t expecting a Tootsie Pop, an issue one of Detective Comics (half-eaten) and James Brown - not a record, but the actual person, contained Tardis-like within the small box.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/515 "2018-04-16T15:30:54Z")

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\*\* Anybody still watching Young Sheldon?

The Child in Time

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/516 "2018-04-16T16:00:20Z")

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**why no more 1/4 ton pick ups?  
Tomahawk Cruise Missiles**

And _definitely_ no 1/4 ton pick ups with 50 cals in the back.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/517 "2018-04-16T18:14:24Z")

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**Explain to how my husband arranged for all these escorts  
Scored four $2 notes with a very young Queen Elizabeth!**

They would have demanded more if he only had $2 notes with an old Queen Elizabeth.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/518 "2018-04-16T19:13:21Z")

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**"Short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo"–what does this mean/imply?  
"May it please the court…"**

It won’t, because size matters.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/519 "2018-04-16T19:17:57Z")

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\*\* Name a fish that doesn’t have a “G” in it’s name.  
Cowboy Boots!\*\*

I admire your enthusiasm, but I don’t think that’s a fish.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/520 "2018-04-16T19:50:22Z")

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\*\* How come TV commercials for medications now refer to the doctor as “she”.  
Odd TV behavior \*\*

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