# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/541 "2018-04-20T15:03:37Z")
**Would you push the red button? Does this Count as a Mass Killing?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/542 "2018-04-20T15:55:38Z")
\*\* Why babies on the Senate floor? On being detail-oriented and household chores\*\* No need to bother changing diapers, when you can get Mitch McConnell to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/543 "2018-04-20T17:32:29Z")
\*\*Ah, young love… or, people (perhaps stupidly) getting married young. \*\* **I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him** **I apparently had a stroke** ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/544 "2018-04-20T17:38:46Z")
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/545 "2018-04-20T17:40:06Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > \*\*Ah, young love… or, people (perhaps stupidly) getting married young. \*\* > **I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him** > **I apparently had a stroke** Update [this is too easy, and I’ll stop here] **I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him** **Lies you tell your pets** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/546 "2018-04-20T19:46:33Z")
\*\* My experience in Maui (what was I seeing?) Why babies on the Senate floor?\*\* “I saw babies on the Senate floor in Maui” is a lesser-known Dylan lyric. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/547 "2018-04-20T21:05:51Z")
\*\* How Can You Buy Eskimo Clothes Online? Explain to me how selling on eBay works\*\* There’s a joke in there somewhere about selling bikinis to Eskimos, but I’m not gonna tell it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/548 "2018-04-20T21:37:16Z")
**How dangerous are cows? My last will and testament** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/549 "2018-04-20T22:54:00Z")
\*\* You’re going to fight a duel- what weapon do you choose? Your Name \*\* “Ready Muad’Dib?” “When you are, Rumpelstilskin!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/550 "2018-04-21T15:15:29Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Vote GOP 2018!** ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/551 "2018-04-21T19:35:19Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > \*\*Ah, young love… or, people (perhaps stupidly) getting married young. \*\* > **I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him** > **I apparently had a stroke** This was rather unsporting. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/552 "2018-04-22T09:52:59Z")
**You’re going to fight a duel- what weapon do you choose? Would you push the red button?** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/553 "2018-04-22T14:21:41Z")
\*\*Lies you tell your pets I apparently had a stroke \*\* “Lassie, I can’t move my entire left side! Run get help, Lassie! Run get help!..Ha ha ha! I was just messing with you girl! I’m fine! Here, have some bacon.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/554 "2018-04-22T16:54:14Z")
**Well, canned tuna apparently won’t make your guts explode Lies you tell your pets** R.I.P. Fluffy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/555 "2018-04-22T23:16:10Z")
**How does one deal with people in their lives who have eating disorders? Memory of Corn chips and Potato chips of days long ago…** Well, you don’t offer them chips… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/556 "2018-04-23T11:33:27Z")
\*\*anyone ever hear from “MeanOldLady” anymore? Is it rude to ask your age? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/557 "2018-04-23T16:47:01Z")
\*\*Lies you tell your pets Folks, PLEASE do not let your doggies run free in dense urban \*\* I can’t let you out, boy, it’s too dangerous! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/558 "2018-04-23T18:43:45Z")
**What silly thing is on your bucket list? I have jury duty** What a life you must lead! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/559 "2018-04-23T19:50:38Z")
\*\* You’re going to fight a duel- what weapon do you choose? Poll: Use chemical weapons or not?\*\* I always wondered who’d win - Chemical Ali or Wild Bill Hickok. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/560 "2018-04-24T00:12:51Z")
**Give up everything to know for certain what happens after death Fruit fly invasion** As the gasping bald patient breathed his last, he saw an immense heavenly light shine in front of him, appearing ever closer until it engulfed his vision and bathed him in warmth. Then, the fruit flies came. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=29)