# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/561 "2018-04-24T12:16:37Z")
**What type of smartphone operating system do you have? Fruit fly invasion** It’s on my Blackberry! :ba dump csss: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/562 "2018-04-24T13:20:22Z")
\*\* A mouse crawled onto my arm. I apparently had a stroke \*\* Yeah, that would give me a stroke too. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/563 "2018-04-24T14:10:23Z")
**Vehicle attacks At The Demonstartion Against The NRA.** Way to prove a point, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/564 "2018-04-24T15:27:37Z")
\*\*Vehicle attacks Lyft sucks. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/565 "2018-04-24T19:18:27Z")
\*\*What silly thing is on your bucket list? My Wife found a Dead Guy in our Driveway. \*\* So far, just a squirrel, but someday… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/566 "2018-04-25T18:45:16Z")
\*\* Ah, young love… or, people (perhaps stupidly) getting married young. My Wife found a Dead Guy in our Driveway. \*\* If she’s leaving you for a dead guy, I doubt your relationship can be saved. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/567 "2018-04-25T19:21:47Z")
**I’ve seen Fire and I’ve seen… THe US Supreme Court as an enabler of police racism** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/568 "2018-04-26T12:36:43Z")
\*\* I have jury duty Which rules do you break or which instructions do you ignore? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/569 "2018-04-26T15:25:15Z")
\*\* So, I got a Maine Coon kitten I’ve had better Tuesday afternoons…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/570 "2018-04-26T17:26:14Z")
\*\* So, my Ancestry DNA results are in… I’ve had better Tuesday afternoons… \*\* C’mon, some people would love to be descended from opossums. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/571 "2018-04-26T18:31:14Z")
\*\*I have jury duty I’m back! \*\* That was quick! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/572 "2018-04-26T21:27:49Z")
\*\* Weird coincidences. Have we ever done this? Bill Cosby: Guilty! Ford is Mostly Leaving the Car Business\*\* That is weird. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/573 "2018-04-27T02:25:15Z")
**Looking for sciatica pain relief suggestions. Does this Count as a Mass Killing?** No, using pain killers to kill massive amounts of pain does not qualify as a “mass killing”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/574 "2018-04-27T12:05:48Z")
\*\* So, my Ancestry DNA results are in… Bill Cosby: Guilty!\*\* On the bright side Cos, Ancestry says you’re descended from Spanish royalty. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/575 "2018-04-27T12:55:03Z")
\*\*Is it rude to ask your age? What are the boundaries of the crime of solicitation? \*\* So hookers between the age of 18 & \_\_\_ are okay? ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/576 "2018-04-27T19:15:16Z")
**So, my Ancestry DNA results are in…** \*\*Golden State Killer/East Area Rapist/Original Night Stalker arrested? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/577 "2018-04-27T20:29:40Z")
\*\* Go to first new post Your expensive new Rx comes in a metal tube, best way to get all of it out w/o slicing your finger An artery. [Lost family history] \*\* Well, _that’s_ a side effect they never mentioned in the TV ad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/578 "2018-04-27T22:02:01Z")
**I’ve had better Tuesday afternoons… How are you feeling? And can I beat you up for that?** That seems rather unsympathetic… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/579 "2018-04-28T14:26:12Z")
**You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian… If you could be a non feeder vampire (a la True blood) would you?** That’s the trouble with getting a blood meal from a vegan. A half-hour later, you’re hungry again. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![abc-noah-is-me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@abc-noah-is-me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abc-noah-is-me)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/580 "2018-04-28T19:16:55Z")
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