# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/41 "2018-01-10T13:27:53Z")
\*\* Help! My cat is wheezing!! Two vicious pitbulls are coming towards me. What’s my best plan of action?\*\* Dang attack cats never work when they’re supposed to. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/42 "2018-01-10T13:47:01Z")
\*\* Identify this Whatsit Non-Euclidean Architecture \*\* Like Heinlein’s tesseract "Crooked House’ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/43 "2018-01-10T14:02:34Z")
\*\* Is “Netflix and Chill” a euphemism for sex? The Femmy Boy’s Guide to Flirting \*\* \*\*Do You Own Or Rent Council Flats In England? Small things you notice when travelling abroad \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/44 "2018-01-10T14:18:51Z")
**Help me please -My willy does not work properly anymore - its been 5 years im 30 years old now Should you care what other people think of you?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/45 "2018-01-10T15:07:20Z")
\*\*Do you know all the words to the “Star-Spangled Banner”? (The USA national anthem) Farscape, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica \*\* That’s odd – those aren’t the lyrics I remember. Must be the filksong version. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/46 "2018-01-10T16:22:55Z")
**Are Vulcans Possible? Young Sheldon gets a second season** Sheldon’s existence certainly suggests they are… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/47 "2018-01-10T18:40:51Z")
**It may be time for Americans to consider splitting up the UNITED States of America Selling a Timeshare** Yeah, I can see that might be wise if it ends up in a whole different country. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/48 "2018-01-10T21:33:36Z")
\*\*Two vehicle search cases heard at Supreme Court today I lost my house key \*\* Most people would call a locksmith, but you? You had to go make a federal case out of your search. Showoff! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/49 "2018-01-11T12:59:22Z")
\*\* why didnt any Dinosaurs survive? Non-Euclidean Architecture \*\* “I didn’t want any of those saurischian pests in my house,’ Cthulhu explained in his almost incomprehensible tentacle-mouth enabled speech, 'I just can’t sleep knowing they’re in here. So I designed it on non-Euclidean principles that baffle their pea-sized brains.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/50 "2018-01-11T13:53:42Z")
\*\* Flu vaccine question why didnt any Dinosaurs survive? \*\* They should’ve checked the label more carefully. It’s clearly marked “not for use by saurischians or ornithschians”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/51 "2018-01-11T16:14:55Z")
\*\* Don’t leave your unlocked car running and then wonder why it gets stolen I lost my house key \*\* Did you leave your house running? It might not be there when you get back. (Apologies to Steven Wright, who has a great routine about all that) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/52 "2018-01-11T17:02:32Z")
\*\* I’ve Got a Year to do a Marathon, Any Personal Training Tips? Two vicious pitbulls are coming towards me. What’s my best plan of action?\*\* Forget the slow training run, work on sprinting instead. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/53 "2018-01-11T18:54:40Z")
\*\* Use of the term ‘opinionated’ Post your unpopular opinions \*\* Now, you see there? THAT’S Opinionated! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/54 "2018-01-11T20:16:19Z")
\*\*Three hours of freezing rain followed by cold snap - the city is a skating rink. I lost my house key \*\* Now THERE’S an Unfortunate Series of Events ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/55 "2018-01-12T13:15:49Z")
\*\* The Earth warps the space around it but… why didnt any Dinosaurs survive?\*\* The warp wasn’t strong enough to prevent asteroids. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/56 "2018-01-12T14:39:54Z")
**Are Democrats a big tent party? Should they be? Joe Arpaio is running for US Senate seat.** I don’t think they should be quite _that_ big a tent… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/57 "2018-01-12T14:40:51Z")
**chacoguy has passed Human bones found in back yard** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/58 "2018-01-12T20:48:58Z")
\*\* The Femmy Boy’s Guide to Flirting Two vicious pitbulls are coming towards me. What’s my best plan of action?\*\* Flattery. “You’re a cute widdle pit bull! Yes you are!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/59 "2018-01-14T23:11:31Z")
\*\* What is the correct version of events in the Rosa Parks story? US Military executioners\*\* The TRUTH IS OUT THERE, SHEEPLE! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2018, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/60 "2018-01-15T02:13:34Z")
**Airliner cockpit setup So what do I do with these savings bonds?** Just let 'em dangle. But I’d go with the fuzzy dice instead. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=4)