# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/601 "2018-05-03T16:31:02Z")
\*\* The last ice in my yard has melted! Going fishing! \*\* Still a bit too damp for planting, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/602 "2018-05-03T17:07:57Z")
Last poster name/Main screen title combo: **"Why are incels so…** Delicious ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/603 "2018-05-03T18:09:21Z")
**The Most Clichéd Life Possible Going fishing!** That’s pretty cliched. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/604 "2018-05-03T21:04:37Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Last poster name/Main screen title combo: > > **"Why are incels so…** > Delicious And now it’s **"Why are incels so…** wonky ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/605 "2018-05-04T11:59:47Z")
**What to do with slaves? Stock the federal government with entertainers** The head of the EPA needs more jesters, stat! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/606 "2018-05-04T12:00:49Z")
\*\* Poll: Betty or Veronica? Air Conditioner turned on\*\* I’ll take Betty if the air conditioner is turned on IYKWIM. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/607 "2018-05-04T12:10:55Z")
\*\* Didn’t want kids and had them anyway? What happened? Human Genetic Engineering \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/608 "2018-05-04T12:15:40Z")
\*\* Controversial encounters between law-enforcement and civilians - the omnibus thread Fuck the fashion police. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/609 "2018-05-04T19:58:16Z")
\*\*Thought experiment/hypothetical/alliteration - Sex suddenly ceases “Why are incels so angry?” \*\* Forget about incels. I’d be pretty annoyed myself. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/610 "2018-05-04T20:10:55Z")
\*\* Didn’t want kids and had them anyway? What happened? when north and south korea sign the treaty will we pull out? \*\* Maybe not. That’s why we had the kids. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/611 "2018-05-05T00:58:04Z")
**Thought experiment/hypothetical/alliteration - Sex suddenly ceases Is there a legitimate non-sex reason to rent a hotel room at an hourly rate?** Maybe; but that motel out by all the adult bookstores that rents by the hour is probably going to go out of business. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/612 "2018-05-05T22:09:15Z")
\*\* Would you fly on Allegiant Airlines? What to do with slaves?\*\* They’re stuck in economy class with the rest of us, only with no choice of beverages. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/613 "2018-05-06T18:30:41Z")
\*\*We’re out of… Cowboy shows and coffee. \*\* _Now_ how am I going to spend my Sunday? :eek: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/614 "2018-05-06T23:13:40Z")
**You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian… You’re going to fight a duel- what weapon do you choose?** Never bring kale to a knife fight. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/615 "2018-05-07T16:46:06Z")
\*\*So a funny thing happened when I got pulled over today . . . My first colonoscopy! \*\* This “stop and frisk” stuff has definitely gone too far! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/616 "2018-05-08T11:53:59Z")
\*\*We’re out of… The Sexy Shadows in Innsmouth \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/617 "2018-05-08T13:48:34Z")
Separated by one: \*\* How many pair of shoes do you own? Where do your shoes live? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/618 "2018-05-08T15:47:12Z")
\*\* Another Iphone question Do you need to shake fire extinguishers periodically? \*\* No, that’s only a precaution for Samsung Galaxy Note owners. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/619 "2018-05-08T18:24:04Z")
**Aha moments in cooking** \*\* We’re out of…\*\* Actually that’s more of an “oh crap” moment in cooking. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/620 "2018-05-08T19:04:53Z")
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