# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/621 "2018-05-08T20:42:29Z")
**Where do your shoes live? My first colonoscopy!** Definitely TMI. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/622 "2018-05-08T21:42:18Z")
**I did something I never thought I’d do. My first colonoscopy!** Performing, or receiving? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/623 "2018-05-09T13:27:08Z")
\*\* I did something I never thought I’d do. 2018 Mass Killings in the United States\*\* I don’t want to know the details. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/624 "2018-05-09T16:09:53Z")
\*\* Why would a small “bead” of mercury appear in the bowl of my toilet Navy destroyer Fitzgerald collides with merchant ship \*\* If you hadn’t removed the lighthouse and warning buoys from your toilet bowl, you wouldn’t be having these ship collisions. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/625 "2018-05-09T20:01:04Z")
\*\* Who on earth is designing the clothes for women these days? Fuck the fashion police. \*\* Pardon me if that pair’s been use before. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/626 "2018-05-09T20:34:23Z")
A rare one from Comments on Cecil’s Columns/Staff Reports: \*\*What are the long-term effects of marijuana? That Extra-Long Pinkie Nail \*\* I can live with that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/627 "2018-05-09T22:39:33Z")
\*\* My first colonoscopy! I have a growth on my chest \*\* And while you’re at it, doc, could you see if my sinuses are clogged? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/628 "2018-05-10T13:04:13Z")
\*\* Does cannibalism actually produce “the shakes”? Why Are There Razor Blades in My Walls? \*\* I’ll take “Famous Jeffrey Dahmer Tweets” for $500, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/629 "2018-05-10T13:10:17Z")
Sequential headlines on the ABC News website: **Chocolate spill makes for sweet mess on highway State trooper uses jerky to save pup from highway** He’ll never settle for road kill again. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/630 "2018-05-10T13:39:00Z")
\*\* You Said It Speak to me only in Movie Quotes Speak to me only in Science Fiction Speak to me only in Disney quotes \*\* Enough already! You said it, now please shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/631 "2018-05-10T22:38:21Z")
\*\*What could account for this guy’s [I guess] skin graft? Toilet Paper \*\* That’s certainly a… novel technique. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/632 "2018-05-11T13:11:14Z")
\*\* What’s your obscure hipster Beatles reference? Pigs – In – Space !! \*\* Little Piggies in Space ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/633 "2018-05-11T15:38:50Z")
\*\*The Expanse; season 3 (open spoilers) Pigs – In – Space !! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/634 "2018-05-12T14:26:59Z")
**What are the long-term effects of marijuana? Astral traveling** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/635 "2018-05-12T14:57:30Z")
\*\*The Little Old Man on the Bus John McCain is all right \*\* John McCain rides the bus? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/636 "2018-05-13T15:59:13Z")
**Does cannibalism actually produce “the shakes”? Do you know why I pulled you over?** Well, I hope it was for veering back and forth over the center line, and not because of the bodies in the trunk. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/637 "2018-05-13T17:56:34Z")
**Advice on how to deal with annoying neighbor Nuclear survival? How would you do it?** I’m going to deal with my annoying neighbour once and for all. How do I survive the fallout? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/638 "2018-05-14T18:26:20Z")
\*\* What’s for dinner? Isle of Dogs (no spoilers) \*\* I love Hot Dogs, too! Just don’t eat anything before dinner – you’ll spoil it. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/639 "2018-05-14T19:43:13Z")
These really need to be in the following order: **Toilet Paper Have you used shredded rubber mulch? How well did it hold up?** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/640 "2018-05-14T22:45:55Z")
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