# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/641 "2018-05-15T11:57:03Z")
\*\*What name was given to the lowest Ottoman army foot soldiers? Weather Balloons. \*\* We learn a little every day ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/642 "2018-05-15T12:38:37Z")
\*\* Nuclear survival? How would you do it? Recommend me some slippers \*\* It’s the end of the world as we know it - but I have comfy feet. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/643 "2018-05-15T12:53:12Z")
\*\* And now, Russian women in high heels I’m still alive, I promise Wallet returned—without the cash \*\* That’s the best outcome you could have expected. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/644 "2018-05-15T14:15:49Z")
\*\*Is Flying REALLY The Safest Way To Travel? Debunking of the Ghost of Flight 401? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/645 "2018-05-15T16:21:47Z")
**So a funny thing happened when I got pulled over today . . . My first colonoscopy!** Did they find any contraband? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/646 "2018-05-15T17:00:20Z")
Separated by one: \*\*14th Human Foot washes ashore Men’s Footless Panty Hose \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/647 "2018-05-15T18:35:53Z")
\*\*Nuclear survival? How would you do it? One afternoon and evening in Vegas \*\* “Shoot! A feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with this stuff!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/648 "2018-05-15T20:04:36Z")
\*\* Have you ever encountered my favorite Wiener? What is the most unnatural food you can name? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/649 "2018-05-15T20:37:20Z")
**God and Life Would it be ethical to create an AI capable of feeling suffering?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/650 "2018-05-15T21:50:47Z")
\*\* Is this double vision, monovision or both? Cats! My god, right? \*\* Nope, just one opossum. You might need a new prescription. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/651 "2018-05-16T11:33:37Z")
\*\* Two vehicle search cases heard at Supreme Court today My first colonoscopy! \*\* Only if you view yourself as a “vehicle”. “Sir, will you step out of your pants, please. Put your hands on the police car and spread your legs.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/652 "2018-05-16T13:19:13Z")
\*\* Could the Big Bang universe be bigger than we see on screen? A cocky cock-up television shows that decided to add kids \*\* All this applies to Howard Wolowitz, who is cocky and thr father of two kids that we know of (and possibly more, given his past hound dogging) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/653 "2018-05-16T14:08:28Z")
\*\* Okay, Football Players Beat their Wives, but in Golf… Okay, I get it, you love your mother. Enough already! \*\* TMI ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/654 "2018-05-16T16:12:53Z")
**What’s for dinner? American version of Vegemite** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/655 "2018-05-17T13:35:25Z")
\*\* Margot Kidder dead at 69. A cocky cock-up\*\* 69? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/656 "2018-05-17T15:37:58Z")
**What do modern Japanese think of Kamikaze pilots Ever been in a car that’s gone airborne?** Even if your car is airborne, you’re still a driver & not a pilot. > [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* Two vehicle search cases heard at Supreme Court today > > My first colonoscopy! \*\* > Only if you view yourself as a “vehicle”. Vehicles that do less than 5000 miles a year are emission test exempt; the first year I did over 5000 on my bike there were some comments that I was now required to go for an “emission” test. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/657 "2018-05-17T16:52:21Z")
\*\* 14th Human Foot washes ashore FCC fines robocaller $120 million \*\* Guy just wouldn’t take no for an answer. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/658 "2018-05-17T17:14:59Z")
\*\*I need to send a bottle of liquor from the USA to India. How should I do it? Ever been in a car that’s gone airborne? \*\* \*\* Solutions to problems that don’t exist Murder by Keyfob \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/659 "2018-05-17T18:21:31Z")
\*\* moving US embassy to Jerusalem thread Have you ever encountered my favorite Wiener? \*\* It might be easier to find Hebrew National Wieners than Ball Park Franks. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/660 "2018-05-18T15:40:22Z")
\*\* How do you move to a foreign country and never learn to speak their language… Well, I just took a Hydrocodone and I don’t see what the big fuss is about. \*\* “Tu no hablas nuestro idioma!” “Like…whatever, dude.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=34)