# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/661 "2018-05-19T02:17:11Z")
**Make like a… Men’s Footless Panty Hose** …and run! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/662 "2018-05-19T14:34:58Z")
**What the ideal dangerous creature to keep in my moat? No any black Trump supporters? Is it possible for you to respect such a person?** I’d respect them enough not to try swimming the moat if they’re lurking in there. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/663 "2018-05-20T00:22:44Z")
\*\* Today I felt like I was a character in the first scene of a disaster/apocalypse movie Greetings from Mount Kilauea 🙂 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/664 "2018-05-20T04:41:18Z")
**What are your Top 3 hopes right now? Poll: Death or dementia?** You left out dismemberment, which rounds out my Top 3. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/665 "2018-05-21T17:04:20Z")
[bThundercats are coming back-and it’s gawdawful. Favorite non-anthropomorphic cartoon animal \*\* NOT the Thundercats ] ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/666 "2018-05-21T17:15:21Z")
\*\* Difference between two slang terms for the male anatomy Poll: Laurel or Yanny \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/667 "2018-05-21T19:04:52Z")
\*\* Learning to play an instrument Difference between two slang terms for the male anatomy\*\* “You blow. I’ll do the fingering” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/668 "2018-05-21T19:20:17Z")
\*\* You’re a homeless person. Someone gives you $50. How do you spend it? Learning to play an instrument\*\* Yessir, with these accordion lessions I can start a new life. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/669 "2018-05-21T21:23:26Z")
**Is there a standard for temperature similar to those for length, mass, etc.? Blowtorch** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/670 "2018-05-21T23:04:48Z")
**Foods you will only eat prepared a specific way (or, exceptions for foods that you otherwise hate) Watered Down Gatorade is Where It’s At** And I won’t drink it any other way! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/671 "2018-05-22T11:53:54Z")
\*\* Thundercats are coming back-and it’s gawdawful. Favorite non-anthropomorphic cartoon animal \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/672 "2018-05-22T14:41:34Z")
\*\* I apparently had a stroke Nearly tripped over a rattlesnake \*\* Well, you had a good excuse! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/673 "2018-05-22T18:21:46Z")
\*\* What the ideal dangerous creature to keep in my moat? Poll: Laurel or Yanny \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/674 "2018-05-22T19:20:53Z")
**Things you thought would be fun or funny, but turned out to be annoying** **Nearly tripped over a rattlesnake** ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/675 "2018-05-22T21:35:20Z")
Things you thought would be fun or funny, but turned out to be annoying Everest: Just Don’t Do It There are suprisingly few descriptions of the summit of Everest ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/676 "2018-05-23T12:05:25Z")
\*\* Anyone written a sci-fi story wherein: Philip Roth died\*\* Many of the ones involving global apocalypse have his death implied. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/677 "2018-05-23T12:06:43Z")
**What the ideal dangerous creature to keep in my moat? Bacteria vs Virus which is deadlier** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/678 "2018-05-23T13:29:02Z")
**Homeless immigrant with no money to her name spends $50 on pizzas, what? Can you make it better and cheaper at home?** Yet another way in which the homeless are kept down! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/679 "2018-05-23T16:06:07Z")
\*\* “I’m not asking for money - just some gas…” I think my new, used Prius is awesome\*\* Now you don’t have that excuse anymore! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/680 "2018-05-23T20:59:34Z")
\*\* Trying to decide on a place to ‘settle down.’ Sinkhole on White House Lawn \*\* Depends on whether Trump is willing to lease it to you long-term. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=35)