# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/681 "2018-05-24T13:18:23Z")
\*\* Who Is Mostly Likely To Wind Up Dead on The Americans? Deadpool 2! Philip Roth died \*\* Cafe Society: All Death, all the time ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/682 "2018-05-24T18:51:33Z")
**What are society’s _real_ points of disagreement? God and Life** That pretty well sums it up. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/683 "2018-05-24T20:54:31Z")
\*\* Bacteria vs Virus which is deadlier I have a choking sensation after swallowing\*\* It’s probably a virus! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/684 "2018-05-25T10:16:30Z")
**Dog is “dry retching”, what is wrong? Confiscating assets of unconvicted** Hitler is pretty wrong, too! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/685 "2018-05-25T23:13:03Z")
**Weird or odd overheard conversations "I’m not asking for money - just some gas…"** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2018, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/686 "2018-05-26T13:28:25Z")
\*\* What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading Is Batman’s secret ID known to everyone?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/687 "2018-05-27T02:42:21Z")
**How old is your beer? I have a choking sensation after swallowing** Then it’s definitely too old. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/688 "2018-05-27T19:03:10Z")
\*\* In all seriousness, what is the deal with Trump’s hair? Cute, Pretty or Beautiful?..\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/689 "2018-05-28T00:19:39Z")
**Would you call this behavior homophobic? BENIGNLY homophobic? Can you make it better and cheaper at home?** I don’t make anything at home. I’m benignly home-ophobic. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/690 "2018-05-28T02:03:39Z")
**What’s your masturbation technique? In all seriousness, what is the deal with Trump’s hair?** That’s not hair gel. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/691 "2018-05-28T15:10:13Z")
\*\*You’re a billionaire. What does your will look like? Solutions to problems that don’t exist \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/692 "2018-05-28T16:15:40Z")
\*\* What to do with Obama? It should be illegal for parent to kick their children out of their homes\*\* He had to leave the White House - the least his parents can do is put him up until he lands back on his feet. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/693 "2018-05-28T17:17:42Z")
**Diamonds are a scam, so how do I win? How old is your beer?** Wait long enough and eventually the carbs will turn into diamond. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/694 "2018-05-29T01:14:13Z")
**Breakfast challenge: help me refine my diet How old is your beer?** Cornflakes taste much better when you pour draft beer over them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/695 "2018-05-29T12:17:32Z")
\*\*Memorial weekend beat down courtesy of the New Jersey police. What’s your masturbation technique? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/696 "2018-05-29T12:21:27Z")
\*\* What kind of structure is this? Pluto may be a Giant Comet?\*\* Or some other kind of structure. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/697 "2018-05-29T13:54:43Z")
\*\* You’re a billionaire. What does your will look like? Solutions to problems that don’t exist\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/698 "2018-05-29T14:22:55Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* You’re a billionaire. What does your will look like? > Solutions to problems that don’t exist\*\* Already did it six posts earlier. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/699 "2018-05-29T19:17:27Z")
\*\*What question do you wish people would ask you more often? How may we serve you? \*\* To which I shall answer, ‘Pay close attention minions…’ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/700 "2018-05-30T13:43:23Z")
\*\* My failing memory Pulled over AGAIN for unregistered car! \*\* I gotta remember to register that car! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=36)