# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 36

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/701 "2018-05-30T14:02:51Z")

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\*\* Absolutely perfect Pop Muzik Masterpieces  
The Middle \*\*

I believe the song is called “Stuck In The Middle With You”

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\*You’re a billionaire. What does your will look like?
> 
> Solutions to problems that don’t exist  
> \*\*

> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\* You’re a billionaire. What does your will look like?  
> Solutions to problems that don’t exist\*\*

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Already did it six posts earlier.

That one’s so funny it has to be posted twice.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/702 "2018-05-30T19:52:55Z")

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**I just bought a new Kia Soul  
Pulled over AGAIN for unregistered car!**

What, no temporary tags?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/703 "2018-05-30T20:28:01Z")

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\*\* Favorite unpopular joke from a TV show  
Roseanne Part Two? No Thank You \*\*

Due to an unpopular (and very unfunny) “joke”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/704 "2018-05-31T16:34:46Z")

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**Close encounters of the ‘you’ve got to be kidding’ kind  
Stop claiming it was a joke, you piece of crap**

Make up your mind already!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/705 "2018-05-31T16:40:04Z")

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**What is a computer doing when mining for Bitcoin?  
Spontaneous hair growth?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/706 "2018-05-31T17:01:33Z")

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**Train tagging  
Right or Wrong**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/707 "2018-05-31T18:22:30Z")

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**Jesus has asked for a new bizjet. Yeah really.  
Evidence that God really does exist**

Yup. I looked it on the FAA database. The N-number is already reserved.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/708 "2018-05-31T22:04:03Z")

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**Do use margarine for anything?  
Absolutely perfect Pop Muzik Masterpieces**

It’s the secret ingredient!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/709 "2018-06-01T11:39:40Z")

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\*\*What do YOU serve cornbread with?

The Handmaid’s Tale: season 2 (open spoilers)  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/710 "2018-06-01T13:26:35Z")

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**What’s your idea for The Conner Family (Roseanne reboot)?  
Tom Cruise says he’s playing Maverick again.**

Tom Cruise and Roseanne. The mind boggles

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/711 "2018-06-01T19:45:07Z")

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**Admitted pedo running for office…And it gets worse  
… and Mexico will pay for the wall.**

HEY! MEXICO! Leave them kids alone!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/712 "2018-06-01T21:57:32Z")

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\*\*It is REALLY hard to learn left-foot braking

I am a pedalphile, and I am not ashamed\*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/713 "2018-06-02T00:03:40Z")

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**What comes after Facebook?  
I’m not a stalker**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/714 "2018-06-02T00:18:36Z")

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\*\*Time reversal question

Are presidential pardons reversible by a subsequent president?

\*\*

How about a previous one?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/715 "2018-06-02T01:23:57Z")

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**What question do you wish people would ask you more often?  
Has anyone ever used one of those tub overlays?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/716 "2018-06-02T01:25:39Z")

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**What do YOU serve cornbread with?  
Do use margarine for anything?**

Just cornbread.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/717 "2018-06-02T05:01:14Z")

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**What exactly causes skin rubbing against skin to have so much friction?  
Cops and donuts.**

The more doughnuts they eat, the more skin there is to sub together.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/718 "2018-06-02T13:57:02Z")

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**Cops and donuts.  
What is the top 1 percent?**

Anything with a jelly center. But chocolate frosting and multicolored sprinkles are a big hit too.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/719 "2018-06-02T14:14:08Z")

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\*\* Stop claiming it was a joke, you piece of crap  
June, What’s Bugging You Now?  
Admitted pedo running for office…And it gets worse \*\*

June is really being bugged by jokes from pedos?

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/720 "2018-06-02T14:37:34Z")

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\*\*What do we think about Trump meddling in the energy markets?

Close encounters of the ‘you’ve got to be kidding’ kind  
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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