# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 38

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/741 "2018-06-07T21:12:08Z")

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\*\* What happens when mythological creatures are proven to have existed?  
How “honest” are lawyers/attorneys? \*\*

As far as I’m concerned, the honest lawyer is right up there with unicorns and gryphons. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/742 "2018-06-08T01:18:58Z")

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**The Handmaid’s Tale: season 2 (open spoilers)  
television shows that decided to add kids**

…but they needed some drastic measures for it to work!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/743 "2018-06-08T12:18:44Z")

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\*\*Question about causes of cancer  
Gay cakes elsewhere in the world? \*\*

Yes, it’s a fact that if a gay cake is consumed anywhere in the world, you might get cancer. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/744 "2018-06-08T13:18:14Z")

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\*\* When socio-cultural stereotypes prove true.  
Robert Kennedy Jr: “Sirhan Sirhan didn’t do it”\*\*

The socio-cultural stereotype about Muslims killing people is not true?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/745 "2018-06-08T17:06:50Z")

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\*\*Bargain breakfast cereal

NASA Finds Ancient Organic Material, Mysterious Methane on Mars  
\*\*  
And remember …_The Best Candy on Earth comes from Mars!_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/746 "2018-06-08T19:28:34Z")

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**Is it really THAT easy to snap someone’s neck?  
Your debts die with you**

We can make creditors Leave! You! Alone!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/747 "2018-06-09T11:20:51Z")

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\*\* Is it really THAT easy to snap someone’s neck?  
Why do this with a rifle?\*\*

Because it’s easy!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/748 "2018-06-09T13:35:14Z")

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\*\* What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading? (   
9 year old swiss cheese is very tasty! \*\*

Didn’t pull me in.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/749 "2018-06-09T13:58:03Z")

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\*\* Who Says There’s No Such Thing As Moral Progress?  
Judge orders Colorado baker to serve gay couples\*\*

That’s moral progress in my opinion.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/750 "2018-06-09T14:10:54Z")

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**Flight diverted due to the unbearable stench of a passenger  
Greetings from Mount Kilauea 🙂**

Well, diverting the passenger into the volcano is one way of solving the problem.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/751 "2018-06-09T15:06:58Z")

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\*\* Controlling Wind Farms  
Why do this with a rifle?\*\*

Because wind farms are a gummint plot to take over our county land!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/752 "2018-06-09T16:22:27Z")

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**Atheists: Ever work for a religious organization? How’d it go?  
Creepy “Inside” Encounters**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/753 "2018-06-09T17:12:52Z")

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**A Scottish MMP  
Flight diverted due to the unbearable stench of a passenger**

I kannae help it! I’ve a bad case of the crusties!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/754 "2018-06-10T01:46:04Z")

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**Why do this with a rifle?  
Is it really THAT easy to snap someone’s neck?**

I just love the topics on the Hired Assassin forums. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/755 "2018-06-10T13:51:34Z")

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**Demoting Earth to non-planet status (along with Mars, Venus, Mercury and Pluto)  
Who Says There’s No Such Thing As Moral Progress?**

“For being violent, cantankerous and environmentally unsound, Earth is now demoted to the status of asteroid.” ☹

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/756 "2018-06-10T18:52:46Z")

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**Never take your car to one of those oil/lube places!  
Do you boycott any local businesses?**

Well, I do _now!_

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/757 "2018-06-10T21:40:37Z")

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**US testosterone levels dropping?**  
**Where did all the local war monuments go?**

Less testosterone = fewer wars

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2018, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/758 "2018-06-11T11:57:57Z")

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**There are about a bajillion Kia Souls on the road  
Would you sell your Soul?**

Yeah I would, I like to stand out.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2018, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/759 "2018-06-11T15:03:09Z")

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\*\* Therapist=The Rapist- Other words like this?  
SETI\*\*

= Set I.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/760 "2018-06-11T15:55:38Z")

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\*\* I would like to buy a fancy bottle of Single Malt Scotch  
9 year old swiss cheese is very tasty!\*\*

And a helluva lot cheaper at Costco.

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