# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 39

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/761 "2018-06-12T13:29:15Z")

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\*\* 2500 Naked Women Together in One Place  
2018 Mass Killings in the United States  
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This Just In: 482 naked women on the run, escaping from a Mass Killer.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/762 "2018-06-12T15:02:05Z")

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\*\*How to be Happy Alone?

Do you “Ignore” other posters? \*\* NO NAMES \*\*  
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\*\* A New Benchmark In Thievery

2500 Naked Women Together in One Place  
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Somebody stole 2500 sets of clothes right off their backs!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/763 "2018-06-12T15:13:42Z")

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**Horrifying fairground food  
What the Milky Way looks like without earth**

They deep fried Milky Way’s on the ISS? Isn’t boiling oil flying around in limited gravity dangerous?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/764 "2018-06-12T19:37:15Z")

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\*\* Washington DC Stanley Cup Parade  
2500 Naked Women Together in One Place\*\*

No, I think that would only have happened if Vegas had won the Cup.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/765 "2018-06-12T20:25:50Z")

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\*\* Where me and my classmates the only ones made to dance this in gym?  
IHOP to IHOB \*\*

I remember hopping to the IHOB. Isn’t that mentioned in Don McLean’s American Pie?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/766 "2018-06-12T20:35:06Z")

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\*\* Low carb diet for 4 weeks - Anyone care to join me? May 14 through June 11.  
Horrifying fairground food  
What the Milky Way looks like without earth \*\*

Mmmmmmm…deep fat fried Milky Ways

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/767 "2018-06-13T00:27:30Z")

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**2500 Naked Women Together in One Place  
We’re The Straight Dope, Bitch!**

That’s only true if websites are a “place” and you include both genders.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/768 "2018-06-13T09:03:46Z")

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**Trump planning a bunch of pardons?  
Here’s how the Republicans stay in power**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/769 "2018-06-13T11:58:23Z")

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\*\*Your Momma Is So Fat…

2500 Naked Women Together in One Place  
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Your Momma is so Fat she’s like 2500 Naked Women in one Place

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/770 "2018-06-13T14:05:51Z")

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\*\* The language of sexism in job adverts  
I have a tank full of algae and driftwood  
Naked Women Together in One Place  
Time for a picnic in the MMP!!\*\*

Picnic? You killed my appetite

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/771 "2018-06-13T14:28:35Z")

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**Coconuts and migration!  
Washington DC Stanley Cup Parade**

Coconuts have developed a migration strategy wherein they are carried by hockey players.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/772 "2018-06-13T16:29:15Z")

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\*\*Your Momma Is So Fat…

The language of sexism in job adverts  
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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/773 "2018-06-13T17:46:51Z")

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**What’s New in New Orleans?  
Oblivious sexism?**

Of course not! It is a well known fact that all young men in New Orleans have nothing but the utmost respect for women.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/774 "2018-06-13T18:19:20Z")

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**How Do You Address Your In-Laws?  
Poll: The Benevolent Racist**

Their last name is Poll.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/775 "2018-06-13T19:53:12Z")

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\*\* What happens when mythological creatures are proven to have existed?

Oblivious sexism?

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“Hey, is that really a Dragon?”  
“Shut up,” said the Dragon, “How would a woman know that?”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/776 "2018-06-13T21:23:07Z")

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**What would shock you the most?  
Horrifying fairground food**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/777 "2018-06-13T21:43:51Z")

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\*\* Horrifying fairground food  
2500 Naked Women Together in One Place \*\*

Ken Ham will do _anything_ to boost attendance at the Creation Museum.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/778 "2018-06-14T11:50:36Z")

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\*\* Utilikilts in Ireland

Oblivious sexism?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/779 "2018-06-14T13:54:12Z")

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**I got lucky today. I found a guanabana!  
Your Momma Is So Fat…**

Should’ve stuck to one guanabana and left out the triple cheeseburgers.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/780 "2018-06-14T14:07:40Z")

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\*\* I got lucky today. I found a guanabana!

Time for a picnic in the MMP!!

I have a tank full of algae and driftwood

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I’ll stick with the guava banana, thanks

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