# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/781 "2018-06-14T14:15:09Z")
\*\* Big front yard or big back yard? Sexual braggers? \*\* I’m guessing “yard” is a euphemism. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/782 "2018-06-14T14:34:43Z")
**Why no more ‘ONLY oldies’ stations? Cheeseburger hegemony** I remember the good old days when you could find a hamburger and listen to oldies. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/783 "2018-06-14T16:58:27Z")
**Why does Jupiter NOT effect global warming? Your Momma Is So Fat…** …that she _does_ affect global warming! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/784 "2018-06-14T17:44:03Z")
**Sexual braggers? Robert Deniro vs. Dennis Rodman Who is the better man?** …IYKWIMAITYDBLFIWAAH. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/785 "2018-06-14T19:19:55Z")
**Simultaneously the Best and Worst Thing Your Significant Other Can Say to You Thanks for the money! But WHY???** ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/786 "2018-06-14T23:10:42Z")
\*\*Nearly tripped over a rattlesnake I got lucky today. I found a guanabana! \*\* …which was hidden behind the rattlesnake. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/787 "2018-06-15T11:39:30Z")
\*\*Simultaneously the Best and Worst Thing Your Significant Other Can Say to You Found stuff \*\* “What did you find?” he asked, warily. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/788 "2018-06-15T12:48:59Z")
\*\* A veritable shitstorm Horrifying fairground food \*\* _REALLY_ horrifying ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/789 "2018-06-15T13:54:44Z")
\*\* What’s the Large Intestine Good For? Where is all the German stuff?\*\* Well, if you ate the sauerbraten three hours ago, given the normal rate of peristalsis and figuring in ambient temperature and activity levels, it’s gotta be nearing the sigmoid colon by now. Better stay close to home. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/790 "2018-06-15T14:58:49Z")
**Watch List Catch plane, or not?** Depends on if you’re on the watch list. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/791 "2018-06-15T17:31:31Z")
\*\*When was the last time you used a traveler’s check? Your Momma Is So Fat… \*\* …I had to use traveler’s checks to go around her waist! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/792 "2018-06-15T21:20:39Z")
**What’s the Large Intestine Good For? Big Sale! (Must buy 4) – why?** Because you’re a cow! ba dump tsss! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/793 "2018-06-16T00:59:31Z")
**Post Some Metal Lucifer returns!** Great! I loved their early stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/794 "2018-06-16T14:33:23Z")
**What the ideal dangerous creature to keep in my moat? Sexual braggers?** Interesting idea. But I doubt they’d be effective against Jehovah’s Witnesses. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/795 "2018-06-16T15:00:28Z")
**What film was most diminished by it’s sequels? Cheeseburger hegemony** Yeah, “Sliders III” was nowhere near as satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/796 "2018-06-17T22:56:11Z")
\*\* Does lava leave a large void beneath the earth? Where is all the German stuff?\*\* Stored in a locker at the Greyhound station. Costs more, but lots easier to get to. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/797 "2018-06-18T13:48:43Z")
\*\* Your Momma Is So Fat… ROAD TRIP. Heh.\*\* ROAD TRIP around your Momma. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/798 "2018-06-18T23:04:07Z")
**I stink even after bathing at one location but smell clean after bathing at another Stanky raccoon-request advice** Off the top of my head-have him bathe at the other location? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/799 "2018-06-19T02:18:48Z")
**The Trump era - what’s surprised you the most? Trump wants a US space force** As God is my witness, I never suspected he wanted to be Spaceman Spiff. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/800 "2018-06-19T03:03:42Z")
**What If Trump Doesn’t Leave? Would you still believe if the reward was Hell** Hey, it’d be an improvement. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=41)