# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/821 "2018-06-26T11:22:16Z")
\*\*Best solos by someone not in the group Han’s blaster goes for $550K. \*\* A little bit of stretch. But not _that_ much. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/822 "2018-06-26T12:10:04Z")
\*\* Social Security Question Hot sauce —\> ER visit: what could they do for him? \*\* Sorry, we can’t increase your benefits just because you had a sriracha overdose. But nice try, bub. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/823 "2018-06-26T13:27:52Z")
**The Mark of the Beast "black sheep"** Makes sense to me ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/824 "2018-06-26T13:53:25Z")
**Patrick Stewart returns to Star Trek!? Does anyone here like eggs?** or bald heads that look like one? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/825 "2018-06-26T14:02:32Z")
**I saw a western tiger swallowtail today Stuck in a chair** Why didn’t you help it out? You just let it stay stuck in that chair. Just like that tortoise you didn’t flip over. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/826 "2018-06-26T14:10:34Z")
\*\* What is the worst possible job you’ve ever seen or done? Ask the guy that had a hemorrhoidectomy [TMI for sure] \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/827 "2018-06-26T14:21:40Z")
\*\*There is indeed a Central Jersey. Naysayers are wrong. Left turn area for bicycles \*\* There are no left turns in Jersey; especially in (a mythical place like) Central Jersey. You must either go thru a jughandle turn or a circle to get to your left. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/828 "2018-06-26T16:34:52Z")
\*\*I am tempted… Inappropriate University Activities \*\* Well, you really should be past such juvenile shenanigans by now, but as long as they’re not (highly) illegal or going to get a fraternity kicked out you should be okay. This means no inappropriate touching or forcing of alcohol; however, leaving of a farm animal somewhere won’t cause a social media firestorm, so go for it! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/829 "2018-06-26T21:24:26Z")
\*\* What IS the economy? What parts are so strong? Raccoons and skunks\*\* Thankfully I had the foresight to invest heavily in raccoon belly futures. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/830 "2018-06-26T22:25:41Z")
\*\*I, too, got a new kitten I can haz new kitteh? \*\* Not my kitten, fella. Back off! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/831 "2018-06-26T23:22:27Z")
**Two fans strapped together - what happens? Suddenly can’t see YouTube comments anymore** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/832 "2018-06-27T08:08:44Z")
\*\* I got $35K to invest. What would you do? That’s what banks are for, nimwit!\*\* Y so salty? Just make sure they have 1 years worth of expenses saved up first! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/833 "2018-06-27T11:09:10Z")
\*\*What would make Trumps base supporters turn on him? Sun Tzu - The Art of War \*\* The hard part, though, is getting them to read it. \*\*Please help me with a simple research project: 3 minutes of your time, max. Geology or Lovecraft? You decide. \*\* No, I gotta go with Geology. I can’t believe that R’lyeh would rise all by itself. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/834 "2018-06-27T15:52:03Z")
\*\*We Stop Emitting CO2, Methane, Other Greenhouse Gases Tomorrow - Now What? the end of the pax americana? \*\* ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/835 "2018-06-27T15:55:11Z")
\*\* Another pizza making question. How “adult” did entertainment go in your city/town…\*\* Bet. E. Cheese and the Naked Coeds never made much of a dent in the pizza market. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/836 "2018-06-27T16:43:30Z")
**Permits for protesting Raccoons and skunks** Damn smelly skunks! And down with coons! I mean raccoons! Hey hey! Ho…what, I need a permit for this? FREE SPEECH! FREE SPEECH! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/837 "2018-06-27T17:06:00Z")
\*\* Some of the things I’ve learned watching Seinfeld Top of the Muffin to You! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/838 "2018-06-27T17:13:47Z")
\*\* Inappropriate University Activities Geology or Lovecraft? You decide.\*\* Tough choice: they’re both pretty inappropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/839 "2018-06-27T18:16:51Z")
\*\* Something that always bothered me about the X-Men How “adult” did entertainment go in your city/town… \*\* It was adult enough that they could show the X-Men, but not the XXX-Men. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/840 "2018-06-28T04:35:09Z")
\*\*A couple of questions for those who support Donald Trump What is the worst possible job you’ve ever seen or done? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=43)