# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/841 "2018-06-28T12:15:43Z")
**Team Is Headquarterd In One State, Stadium Is In Another,Which State Gets Sales Tax On Tickets? Two fans strapped together - what happens?** Depends, which state were they strapped together in, and are they still strapped in when they sit down for the game? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/842 "2018-06-28T12:38:14Z")
\*\* Carnival shooting galleries with live ammo US Southerners/Kentuckians: What’s a “holler?”\*\* It’s the sound a carny makes when you open fire before he has a chance to get out of the way. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/843 "2018-06-28T12:44:54Z")
\*\*What would make you flee (or fight)? Sun Tzu - The Art of War \*\* It always helps to have the User’s Manual! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/844 "2018-06-28T13:27:42Z")
**Couple of questions about Seinfeld Must you like an actor, comedian, or singer’s real-life personality to appreciate their work?** No. I don’t like Seinfeld but the show is funny. Next question? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/845 "2018-06-28T13:45:05Z")
\*\* The Three not so blind Mice What is the worst possible job you’ve ever seen or done? Cataract Surgery\*\* Cataract Surgery on Blind Mice? Eeeewwwww! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/846 "2018-06-28T15:14:21Z")
It’s better now, IMHO: \*\* The Three not so blind Mice MMP Cataract Surgery \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/847 "2018-06-28T17:10:13Z")
\*\*Faking Agreement Is this a marijuana plant? \*\* Yes. **Can computer viruses form randomly from computer code?** Yes. **Can viruses form randomly from decaying plants/animals?** Yes. Anything else you want me to fake agreement on? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/848 "2018-06-28T19:17:42Z")
**Legal question: How is a dog “provoked” That’s what banks are for, nimwit!** CD interest rates these days make my dog _seethe_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/849 "2018-06-28T19:41:58Z")
\*\* A strange thing happened on my way to a business trip… Flight diverted due to the unbearable stench of a passenger \*\* I hope the passenger was not you. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/850 "2018-06-28T20:05:18Z")
\*\* A strange thing happened on my way to a business trip… Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper\*\* I hope the shooter was not you (Straight to hell for that one) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/851 "2018-06-29T01:51:43Z")
**Alternatives to The Straight Dope column Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper** Now just calm down!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/852 "2018-06-29T13:27:54Z")
\*\* Things you say upon feeding pets. Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper\*\* So nobody better growl about the discount dry food. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/853 "2018-06-30T13:33:02Z")
\*\* Most common (non-sexual) fantasies that would be played in holodecks Planters Cheez Balls are coming back to stores. \*\* Most any thread that follows the first one is going to be funny. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/854 "2018-06-30T13:44:03Z")
\*\* Carpool Karaoke with Paul McCartney Deadpool 2! \*\* Carpool, Deadpool…what’s the diff? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/855 "2018-06-30T15:28:20Z")
\*\* Things you say upon feeding pets. Kidnapping? No, say accused kidnappers!\*\* And until you stop this PETA activist crap, no more milk bones for _you_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/856 "2018-06-30T17:53:46Z")
**Things you say upon feeding pets. What’s new, Atlas? (AI, Robotics and tech thread)** You don’t understand, Atlas is my dog! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/857 "2018-06-30T18:17:29Z")
**How Do Daredevils Do The ‘Box Of Dynamite’ Act? Gun-type atomic weapon** That’s rather counter-intuitive. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/858 "2018-07-01T04:04:45Z")
**What Does a Supreme Court Justice Do All Day Long? Access memories of any one that has ever lived** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/859 "2018-07-01T16:46:08Z")
\*\* Murdering reporters Sarah Huckabee Sanders deserves her own Pitting\*\* Well, it does cut down on repetitive questions at press conferences. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/860 "2018-07-01T17:13:08Z")
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