# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/861 "2018-07-02T11:36:00Z")
\*\*Help with a craft project - plaster of Paris substitute Making Diet Ice Cream \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/862 "2018-07-02T11:49:45Z")
\*\* Strange creature caught on my phone! I, too, got a new kitten \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/863 "2018-07-02T12:18:34Z")
\*\* Little black balls on the body Do you need to regularly disinfect your cell phone?\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/864 "2018-07-02T19:34:57Z")
\*\* Thank you, Unca Cece Little black balls on the body \*\* And if you renew your Dope subscription for three years, we’ll throw in a unique set of gallstones and an inguinal hernia. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/865 "2018-07-02T19:38:57Z")
\*\*Songs to kill a buzz Fixing my vibrator \*\* It’s no longer buzzing ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/866 "2018-07-03T11:42:12Z")
\*\*A little game I play to amuse myself - It Is What It Is Am I a bad person for doing this? \*\* Yes. It’s evil to perpetuate that trendy phrase ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/867 "2018-07-03T13:29:40Z")
**Tell us about something you’ve done once - and only once - and will never do again. Am I a bad person for doing this?** Not if you never do it again. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/868 "2018-07-03T15:06:11Z")
**Tell us about something you’ve done once - and only once - and will never do again. Write the world’s best clickbait** Because if you write the best, the stuff you wrote before, by definition, wasn’t the best. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/869 "2018-07-03T17:44:43Z")
**What are the biggest questions remaining in the study of recent human evolution? Cramps causing actual damage** You’d think we’d have evolved to prevent that! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/870 "2018-07-03T20:25:09Z")
\*\* My grandson exhibited at the Met Am I a bad person for doing this?\*\* Depends on what you mean by “exhibiting at the Met”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/871 "2018-07-03T21:01:28Z")
**Why do Americans forget their ethnic roots? Gun Rights** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/872 "2018-07-04T05:14:33Z")
**Little bloody footprints all over my house Strange creature caught on my phone!** A vampire mouse?:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/873 "2018-07-04T11:43:11Z")
**I don’t understand why my girlfriend said this to me. I got $35K to invest. What would you do?** It’s puzzling because I _know_ she doesn’t have $35K to invest, ifyouknowwhatimean. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/874 "2018-07-04T13:33:13Z")
**Tell us about something you’ve done once - and only once - and will never do again. Little bloody footprints all over my house** Yeah, that’s the last time I shoot a leprechaun in my pajamas. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/875 "2018-07-04T17:00:53Z")
\*\*Things I’d forgotten cats do. Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper \*\* Cats! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/876 "2018-07-04T17:07:17Z")
**Robin Cam! Things I’d forgotten cats do.** Ah, poor Tweety, we hardly knew ye. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/877 "2018-07-05T13:31:32Z")
**Slang terms for money Sell me on Silver Surfer** “Silver Surfer” would be a bad, but not the absolute worst, slang term for money. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/878 "2018-07-05T13:41:10Z")
\*\*Is it common for young adults with no jobs to get thrown out of their parents house? Would you try living as an animal? \*\* “Honey, is that Junior sleeping in the dog’s house?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/879 "2018-07-05T16:39:00Z")
\*\* Couple find unique message during bathroom remodel. What if 0.999… does not equal 1? \*\* “What does it mean?” they asked each other. Not being mathematicians, they never did figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/880 "2018-07-05T19:06:54Z")
\*\* Podiatrist = quack? Anybody have a better idea on how to fight forest fires?\*\* Once the doc fixes our feet, we’ll just stamp that fire out. **Write the world’s best clickbait Did you hear the good news/Have you got any good news** Well, that’s pretty damn weak. :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=45)