# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/901 "2018-07-10T20:54:25Z")
\*\* What is the outcome of a matter-antimatter explosion Giuliani : ‘I want to see all their texts’ \*\* All Starfleet Captains used extreme caution with antimatter, knowing that Rudy was the Federation’s chief investigator. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/902 "2018-07-11T09:42:52Z")
\*\*Brett Kavanaugh is the new Supreme Court nominee. Any Thoughts? What is wrong with this guy? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/903 "2018-07-11T10:33:03Z")
**What were these night runners wearing? Cow Teats** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/904 "2018-07-11T11:17:44Z")
\*\*Why does my arm muscle spasm? Poll: A Poll for Women only: a Man involuntarily Touches your Breast \*\* Sorry, didn’t mean to do that; it was an arm muscle spasm. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/905 "2018-07-11T12:24:33Z")
\*\* Travel tips for Japan If you are white and were called a “wypipo”, would you be offended?\*\* Yes, in Japan I expect to be called a “[gaijin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlfdQXrCL-w)”. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/906 "2018-07-11T13:59:59Z")
\*\* Four letter words–Change 0 to 1 letter to make a new word 6-Letter Word-Change one or two letters make a new word Seven letter words change one or two letter to make a new word\*\* Where’s the five letter words? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/907 "2018-07-11T14:03:07Z")
**I refused to sign the banks nosey form. Now what? Cow Teats** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/908 "2018-07-11T19:27:11Z")
\*\* One reason I’m not a fan of Unions Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart\*\* Next time, just pay the dues without whining. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/909 "2018-07-12T04:54:40Z")
**Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart What is the longest you’ve ever waited to be seen in a hospital?** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/910 "2018-07-12T12:01:47Z")
\*\* It’s going to be a First World problem kinda day … Lions 3, Poachers 0 \*\* Sounds more like a Third World Problem kinda day. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/911 "2018-07-12T15:43:10Z")
\*\*An actual extraterrestrial space craft lands on DC. What happens next? White folks and alcholism \*\* Oh, like the rest of y’all wouldn’t need a good drink, too. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/912 "2018-07-12T16:57:26Z")
**An actual extraterrestrial space craft lands on DC. What happens next? Good luck with Gun Control now** [“You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.” “Your proposal is acceptable.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiwmeEENx4A) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/913 "2018-07-12T20:01:16Z")
\*\* Kill the rabbit! Or not I saw a nude man, woman, and child on a Canadian highway sign Skunked! \*\* Rabbits and nudists and skunks! Oh, my! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/914 "2018-07-12T21:06:29Z")
**One reason I’m not a fan of Unions Kill the rabbit! Or not** I won’t, it’s not in my contract. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/915 "2018-07-13T10:45:55Z")
\*\*Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies One reason I’m not a fan of Unions \*\* Hey, I’m just the OP. Keeping the thread going isn’t my job. Plus, my shift’s over, so I get double pay for any additional posts. _Member, International Federation of Message Board Posters, Local 42_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/916 "2018-07-13T12:52:37Z")
\*\* Charlie McCarthy radio ventriloquism … WTF? He (or she) is alive… \*\* I KNEW it! It’s just like that _Twilight Zone_ episode. Edgar Bergen’s moving his lips was just a distraction! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/917 "2018-07-13T13:24:10Z")
\*\* Earthy smell after rain I refused to sign the banks nosey form. Now what? \*\* Tell the nosey bank to smell the earthy rain. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/918 "2018-07-13T13:32:16Z")
\*\* Poopy shoes in the MMP “So we were out walking the iguana today…” and other rare sentences \*\* Don’t you hate it when people don’t clean up their iguana’s poop? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/919 "2018-07-13T16:39:48Z")
\*\*What is the “easiest” diet for losing weight out there Flies! Friggin’ flies! \*\* You lose so many calories hunting them down and catching them that it’s a net negative calorie count when you finally eat them. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/920 "2018-07-13T22:06:20Z")
\*\*Elevators with no floor buttons. One reason I’m not a fan of Unions \*\* “Hey, buddy, the members of the United Brotherhood of Elevator Operators have gotta make a living. Now, what floor did you want?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=47)