# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/921 "2018-07-14T13:54:45Z")
\*\* What are the last three five-star books you’ve read? M_A_S\*H Question \*\* M_A_S\*H only has three stars. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/922 "2018-07-14T14:19:41Z")
\*\*An actual extraterrestrial space craft lands on DC. What happens next? Flies! Friggin’ flies! \*\* Friggin’ flies are your biggest concern in that scenario? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/923 "2018-07-14T14:53:48Z")
**Trump-Putin summer summit? Aye! I’m frightened for my country** If you want us to guess where you’re from, you’ll need to be more specific. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/924 "2018-07-15T22:07:58Z")
**Things you do backwards. Poopy shoes in the MMP** “I already put hollandaise on your dog and pooped in your shoe. I’m outta here!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/925 "2018-07-15T23:07:45Z")
Separated by one: \*\*New Neolithic site found in Ireland Tomorrow is Prehistoric Creatures Day again! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/926 "2018-07-15T23:49:34Z")
\*\*\*\*What radicalized white voters in 2016? **Elon Musk** Man, he’s everywhere these days. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/927 "2018-07-16T00:08:42Z")
\*\* I’ve done X so many times, you’d think I’d be better at it than I am Elevators with no floor buttons.\*\* Every time I do X, it looks like the elevators have no floors! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/928 "2018-07-16T01:36:41Z")
**What’s for dinner? (Summer 2018)** **Elon Musk** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/929 "2018-07-16T17:16:42Z")
**What radicalized white voters in 2016? Absurd and insulting Internet ads** Pretty much, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/930 "2018-07-16T18:02:44Z")
\*\*Ashamed of being an American? Have you given up your American citizenship? How did that work out? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/931 "2018-07-16T18:08:55Z")
\*\* In Defense of Plain Stuff Post Some Metal \*\* Sometimes I like me just some plain Iron, you know? Without any of that Carbon in it, or that fancy Chromium or Nickel. Just pure iron, with that rusty flavor that you get from accidentally biting your lip and some o’ that hemoglobin runs onto your tongue. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/932 "2018-07-16T19:12:42Z")
\*\* Who is Trump’s base? White folks and alcoholism \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/933 "2018-07-16T20:26:26Z")
\*\* How Great Thou Art, who is Art? He (or she) is alive…\*\* Yeah, but who is he (or she) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/934 "2018-07-17T01:47:48Z")
**How have you guys not pitted Elon Musk yet? Elon Musk, Why Don’t You Go To Fucking Hell?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/935 "2018-07-17T11:33:56Z")
**Trump-Putin summer summit?.. Choose your one super power** America, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/936 "2018-07-17T17:29:25Z")
**Missing Soccer Team Found Alive in Cave I just got back from the emergency vet clinic; my dog is dead.** Best of times, worst of times… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/937 "2018-07-17T23:58:27Z")
**Do moms still give the “men are only after one thing” talk? “Embellishing” US currency** Woooooo! I’m “embellishing currency” like a motherfuck! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/938 "2018-07-18T01:44:05Z")
**Three questions about the largest (ever) living organism Why is the advantage to regular oven designed heat up slowly?** A blue whale should be evenly cooked, not all crusty and burnt on the outside. You get two more questions, make 'em grammatical. Hint: it takes a helluva long time to stuff a blue whale. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/939 "2018-07-18T12:05:01Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Three questions about the largest (ever) living organism > Why is the advantage to regular oven designed heat up slowly?** > > A blue whale should be evenly cooked, not all crusty and burnt on the outside. > > You get two more questions, make 'em grammatical. Hint: it takes a helluva long time to stuff a blue whale. Maybe you could do like a _turducken_ – you know, stuff the Blue Whale with a Humpback Whale, and an Elephant inside that, with a Cow inside the elephant, an Ostrich inside that, going all the way down to the Chicken. You know, a _BlueHumpElephanCowOstTurDuckEn_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/940 "2018-07-18T13:43:15Z")
\*\* Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon? Sex robots for Incels? \*\* How about Sex Robots for Priests? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=48)