# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/941 "2018-07-18T17:15:19Z")
\*\*Good Morning, Sunshine! What(or who) woke you up today? Poor Sleeping in the MMP \*\* I didn’t wake up…I just could _not_ get to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/942 "2018-07-19T02:52:50Z")
**I just got back from the emergency vet clinic; my dog is dead. Owners of old dogs: assemble!** ☹ **Finally, the World Has a Giant, Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Weird Recurring Dreams.** I strongly suggest:\* no more snacking before bedtime\*. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/943 "2018-07-19T06:22:55Z")
\*\*Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon? Celibacy or How Long Have YOU Gone Without? \*\* Apparently, long enough-according to the priests. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/944 "2018-07-19T12:34:18Z")
**Something I don’t like about Jeopardy Sharp Objects (mini series on HBO)** Yeah, I don’t think they should poke wrong answers with the carving knives. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/945 "2018-07-19T22:07:57Z")
**Another thread of Made-Up Things That Kinda Sound True, But Aren’t. Finally, the World Has a Giant, Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue** No, no, no: You’re supposed to be making up things that aren’t true but still sound kinda _plausible_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/946 "2018-07-20T13:11:05Z")
\*\* He (or she) is alive… Not Known that Eric Clapton was in Derek and the Dominoes?\*\* The fact that he is alive is a miracle, considering his drug history. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/947 "2018-07-20T13:46:11Z")
\*\* Big Lebowski question Ridiculous serving sizes\*\* Yeah, Lebowski is always in a ridiculous serving size. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/948 "2018-07-20T17:58:00Z")
\*\* I found a white mantis yesterday Jenny McCarthy Encounters A Ghost (or some other entity beyond her comprehension) \*\* Shhhhhh! Relax, Jenny! It’s just an albino insect. It’s not a ghost! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/949 "2018-07-20T23:58:28Z")
\*\*19 years ago this month I Got Some Excellent Headphones At the Dollar Tree. \*\* I might remember a _major_ purchase, like the day I bought a house or a car but probably not headphones from the Dollar Tree. :o ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/950 "2018-07-21T16:20:54Z")
\*\*Things to do in Branson, MO Shooting employees while robbing a bank – likely sentence? \*\* Prison. Even in Branson, MO \*\* Would you wait in line for 2 hours to smell a stinky flower? How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ? \*\* “You stinky flower you” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/951 "2018-07-21T16:53:23Z")
\*\*Books in which protagonist is alone for much of the book He (or she) is alive… \*\* Well, if he (or she) wasn’t alive, it wouldn’t be much of a book ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/952 "2018-07-21T21:33:16Z")
**Sex robots for Incels? Tracfone smartphone? Other suggestions?** Those new curvy smartphones are sorta hot, but still… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/953 "2018-07-21T23:35:03Z")
**Lost my meds - what do I do? Can you drink lab alcohol?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/954 "2018-07-22T14:20:50Z")
**Kissing his ass [Trump and Putin] How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ?** “I love ya, Vlad, but Axe body spray is not a substitute for showering.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/955 "2018-07-22T19:39:27Z")
**I refused to sign the banks nosey form. Now what? .22 target.** They don’t mess around! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/956 "2018-07-23T12:31:43Z")
**.22 target. Horses in the desert** Lots more fun than cacti. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/957 "2018-07-23T19:41:56Z")
**The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread Strange vision phenomenon Mysterious black sarcophagus opened in Egypt, releasing hideous (possibly toxic) stench** I was cleaning my mysterious black sarcophagus and when I opened it, there was a strange vision and a hideous stench. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/958 "2018-07-24T11:24:03Z")
\*\* How has President Trump pissed you off today? Health Insurance \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/959 "2018-07-24T11:41:12Z")
\*\*Choose your one super power Poop time \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/960 "2018-07-24T13:29:56Z")
**What’s the weakest Beatles album? “Finding Bigfoot” or “Ancient Aliens” which is more pathetic/dumber?** Those were Beatles’ albums? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=49)