# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/961 "2018-07-24T16:39:27Z")
\*\*Sex robots for Incels? How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ? \*\* Don’t take this the wrong way, but…you smell like used WD-40. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/962 "2018-07-24T18:12:20Z")
Separated by ten (but I couldn’t help myself): \*\*Would you wait in line for 2 hours to smell a stinky flower? How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/963 "2018-07-25T01:24:23Z")
**Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart Friend calls constantly. Any suggestions?** Don’t say anything that might set them off? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/964 "2018-07-25T12:24:32Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **What’s the weakest Beatles album? > “Finding Bigfoot” or “Ancient Aliens” which is more pathetic/dumber?** > > Those were Beatles’ albums? Yes. Don’t tell their fans, but the Beatles also recorded “The Cowsills’ Greatest Hits”. \*\* To Spank or Not To Spank… Actress refuses to do nude scene: right or wrong?\*\* Not sure, but it definitely calls for a good spanking. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/965 "2018-07-25T12:59:25Z")
\*\*Did you have a BB or pellet gun as a kid? Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/966 "2018-07-25T13:00:47Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Dude gropes the wrong waitress and gets his ass handed to him. Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/967 "2018-07-25T16:57:03Z")
\*\*Sex robots for Incels? How do you define love? \*\* “Sure I know what love is,” said Vic, “An Incel loves his Sex Robot.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/968 "2018-07-25T17:35:24Z")
\*\* Underground lake of liquid water found on Mars Question to those who’ve accidentally mistreated their electronic devices? \*\* How the hell did you manage to drop your cellphone in there? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/969 "2018-07-25T20:36:08Z")
\*\* Are there any state secrets the president would not be allowed to know if he asked? Who needs blood transfusions? Where does all the blood go?\*\* It’s strictly need-to-know at the Red Cross, Donald. **An American black man experiences Canada Have you uncovered any dark family secrets?** Whaddaya mean, “dark family secrets”? :dubious: And there’s a good reason for that collection of Gordon Lightfoot records. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/970 "2018-07-26T01:25:24Z")
**Friend calls constantly. Any suggestions? Poop time** Hi! :: plop::: Kathy! So happy to see you :::fart:: No, I’m not busy, I love to talk any time! ::::flushhhh!:::: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/971 "2018-07-26T11:54:11Z")
**He (or she) is alive… “In the butt, Bob” - TRUE** He or she must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/972 "2018-07-26T12:22:16Z")
\*\* My career is flagging, should I eat my cat’s faeces? What do you do to relax after work on weekdays/weekends? \*\* I go to the dog park with my Labrador and we roll in shit. It’s a Zen thing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/973 "2018-07-26T12:31:31Z")
\*\*How are you above and below average? List the ways. Questions people always ask you \*\* “How are you above and below average… let me count the ways.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/974 "2018-07-26T14:06:53Z")
\*\* Questions people always ask you My career is flagging, should I eat my cat’s faeces? \*\* I couldn’t _begin_ to list the number of times I’ve been asked this. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/975 "2018-07-26T14:12:02Z")
\*\* Questions people always ask you Democrats, do you like Joe Biden What do you do to relax after work on weekdays/weekends? My career is flagging, should I eat my cat’s faeces? How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ? Did your car insurance increase a bunch this year? Prediabetes? \*\* I don’t think I’ve ever been asked any of these questions. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/976 "2018-07-27T04:25:10Z")
**Did the Page FISA applications omit? What if high-quality printed guns?** Did the Page FISA applications omit what? What if high-quality printed guns what? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/977 "2018-07-27T13:15:22Z")
**Very specific and probably stupid question about tea. What Would You Do As A Tourist in London?** I hear tea is available in London. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/978 "2018-07-27T16:50:42Z")
\*\*You get to be any animal in any location for a period of time. What and Where do you chose? Poll: Friday or Saturday? \*\* Saturday. If you’re gonna be an animal, Saturday is the day to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/979 "2018-07-27T21:54:21Z")
\*\* Soiled diaper sensors Will this kill my daughter? \*\* Let’s see…a one in a thousand chance of a fatal short circuit, or really stinky diapers. Hell, I’d spring for the sensors. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/980 "2018-07-27T22:06:08Z")
**Dyson Sphere For the Solar System Can humans destroy the planet?** We’re not _destroying_ the planet; we’re just re-arranging its components. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=50)