# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/981 "2018-07-28T03:03:46Z")
**The Problems of Proving Criminal Poisoning Questions people always ask you** It’s really unnerving when the server starts asking about untraceable poisons after you complain about your undercooked steak. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/982 "2018-07-28T13:10:49Z")
**How Is The Blood Supply In The US? Who needs blood transfusions? Where does all the blood go?** Dang, but I’m tired of knife jugglers and their silly anxieties. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/983 "2018-07-29T02:31:25Z")
**What happens if someone swallows the americium found in smoke detectors? Alternatives to caffeine?** While radiation \*does \*count as energy, it’s the wrong kind for a morning pick-me-up. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/984 "2018-07-29T15:23:15Z")
**More things you say to pets Cats are wonderful people** I’m not sure your dog really wants to hear that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/985 "2018-07-30T11:15:16Z")
**More things you say to pets I am going to switch to FOX for a week or two.** And I heard once you go fox, you never go back, so it’ll be off to the shelter with you! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/986 "2018-07-30T11:54:14Z")
\*\* Would the SDMB be informed of your unfortunate demise? I am going to switch to FOX for a week or two. \*\* “Six more conservative Dopers have perished in the purge ordered by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, making the ideological bias of that organization ever more apparent. Stay tuned to Fox News, your source for everything about the Straight Dope, fair and balanced.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/987 "2018-07-30T18:42:19Z")
\*\* Ask me why I hate people?? This… (trophy hunting) Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart \*\* _“And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now - two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.”_\* \*Tom Lehrer ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/988 "2018-07-30T19:05:36Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Ask me why I hate people?? This… (trophy hunting) > Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart \*\* > > _“And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now - two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.”_\* > > \*Tom Lehrer “…a purebred Jersey Cow!” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/989 "2018-07-31T12:30:23Z")
**If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? Sarah Huckabee Sanders** No, _no!_ Crucify me, burn me at the stake, anything _but_ that! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/990 "2018-07-31T13:58:02Z")
\*\* If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? Weird electrical breaker occurrence\*\* One of the best “asked and answered” sequential threads of all time. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/991 "2018-07-31T15:41:15Z")
\*\*How emotionally damaged are you? Sarah Huckabee Sanders \*\* Just in case you’re wondering, that’s on a scale of: Little damage, or mostly repaired Some damage, but pretty functional Damaged but still functional, at about equal levels More damaged than not Pretty damaged, nearly completely broken Sarah Huckabee Sanders ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/992 "2018-07-31T15:48:27Z")
\*\* Poll: If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? Poll: Friday or Saturday? \*\* Saturday. I’d hate to miss out on the entire weekend. **Dopers that are 60+: do you ever climb trees? Trying again to get sober, now with a panic attack!** Let’s see…elderly, drunk, panicky, climbing trees - what could go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/993 "2018-07-31T17:46:06Z")
**Has the left figured out why Trump won the election? Come one, come all, for the ranking of the french fries!** Come one, come all, to this tragic affair Put away your emails, check out this fine hair So put on your red hat, listen to my lies When I get elected, WE’LL HAVE SOME GREAT FRIES! I said hey…! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/994 "2018-07-31T19:19:25Z")
Oooh, nice collection of sequential threads today! Keep 'em coming! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/995 "2018-07-31T20:52:39Z")
**Have you experienced the Mandela Effect? Buddhism is little more than Nihilism** At least that’s the feeling I got from staring at my mand[del]e[/del]ala. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/996 "2018-07-31T21:03:57Z")
\*\* Fait accompli: Russia conquering the Baltics in 48 hours - what to do next. To Spank or Not To Spank…\*\* That would be abusive. Administer a mild but firm scolding, and make Russia stand in the corner for the rest of the afternoon. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/997 "2018-08-01T01:46:22Z")
If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? > [@If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-executed-how-would-you-like-to-be-put-to-death/818782/6): > > Smothered by a hot woman riding my face > [@RTFirefly](#): > > **If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? > Sarah Huckabee Sanders** > > No, _no!_ Crucify me, burn me at the stake, anything _but_ that! :eek: Hot? Let’s check the thesaurus… Well there are _fervent, fervid, fiery,_ technically qualifying Sarah as a hot woman. Tie in with the thread [Would the SDMB be informed of your unfortunate demise?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=859592) In today’s WH press briefing, Sarah Sanders denied knowing any Dopers, calling it _Fake News!_ and anyway it was Hillary’s fault. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/998 "2018-08-01T13:19:54Z")
**What’s the second most _famous_ painting? Strange Dinners** Strange as the dinner was, Leonardo called the painting “The Last Supper” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/999 "2018-08-01T14:03:15Z")
\*\* Your pets: Their demeanor and appearance. I need a better electric razor \*\* Now we know why they’re covered in bandaids and hiding under the bed. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1000 "2018-08-01T14:27:31Z")
**If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? Questions people always ask you** I realize I’m, well, _different_…but I still think it’s weird that people always ask me this! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=51)