# Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697 "2018-01-01T18:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1001 "2018-08-01T15:34:29Z")
**Have you uncovered dark family secrets? Dead guy on the freeway** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1002 "2018-08-01T16:42:59Z")
\*\* More things you say to pets Have you uncovered dark family secrets? \*\* Well, have you boy? Have you? Yes… there’s a Good Dog! Keep digging uo those family skeletons! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1003 "2018-08-01T16:54:40Z")
\*\*“Life … uh … finds a way.” Dead guy on the freeway \*\* Not this time. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1004 "2018-08-01T16:57:20Z")
**Anxiety Issues Constant innovation in petting my cat has paid off** Glad you found a way to resolve them, sorry it took so long. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1005 "2018-08-01T17:32:25Z")
**If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? Worst campaign ads, 2018 edition** That would make a pretty bad campaign ad. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1006 "2018-08-01T18:49:18Z")
**The most consistent television series The X-Files Mythology** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1007 "2018-08-01T21:03:42Z")
\*\* Have you uncovered dark family secrets? My MASSIVE tax savings!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1008 "2018-08-01T21:33:41Z")
**Does the Mueller probe boil… Strange Dinners** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1009 "2018-08-02T01:33:38Z")
**You control where and when a group or cause you hate is going to protest - what’s your choice? The most liveable place in Florida?** You MONSTER! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1010 "2018-08-02T12:21:22Z")
**Questions people always ask you Friday or Saturday?** That’s the question I _wish_ women had always asked me, back when I was single. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1011 "2018-08-02T12:34:28Z")
\*\* Going to Banff National Park next week - what should be on the bucket list? Have you experienced the Mandela Effect?\*\* Yes, and it’s disappointing as hell to find out there is no “Banff National Park”. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1012 "2018-08-02T13:07:42Z")
\*\*Has the left figured out why Trump won the election? QAnon conspiracy craziness. Trump is actually working with Mueller! \*\* :dubious: Weirder than Pizzagate. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1013 "2018-08-02T15:16:39Z")
\*\* OK, I finished “Dune”: now what? I’m outta beer! \*\* That’s too bad. The Schlepping Guild absolutely needs the wide-spectrum intoxicant “Beer” to make its runs. Better get to Arruckus, the Dessert planet, and stock up. Make sure you have lots of pretzels, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1014 "2018-08-02T16:09:37Z")
\*\* Poll: If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? Being penalized for staying with the same (auto) insurance company too long?\*\* Waaah! Flo never told me this could happen! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1015 "2018-08-02T17:57:56Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* OK, I finished “Dune”: now what? > > I’m outta beer! > \*\* > > That’s too bad. The Schlepping Guild absolutely needs the wide-spectrum intoxicant “Beer” to make its runs. Better get to Arruckus, the Dessert planet, and stock up. > > Make sure you have lots of pretzels, too. I’d suggest stocking up on Kumkwat Haagendasz, except there’s only one of those. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1016 "2018-08-02T17:59:46Z")
**Tesla Model 3 anticipation thread Why do people with good jobs still live out of their cars?** Because if you buy a Tesla, you can’t afford an apartment? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1017 "2018-08-02T18:03:28Z")
**You control where and when a group or cause you hate is going to protest - what’s your choice? Taco Bell - employees must eat discounted lunch in building.** They even get the injustice to protest against, tossed in for free! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1018 "2018-08-03T12:03:19Z")
**Will The British Monarchy Be Abolished In The 21st Century? If Prince George Comes Out As Gay** Hey, since the monarchy survived Prince Charles wanting to live inside Camilla’s trousers, it could handle Georgie coming out of the closet. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1019 "2018-08-03T13:45:49Z")
\*\* Do your pets ever watch tv? I am going to switch to FOX for a week or two. Constant innovation in petting my cat has paid off. New Network! \*\* First FOX, now CAT. Cause more people have pet cats. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697/1020 "2018-08-03T16:04:08Z")
**If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death? Bad twitch in face** It would have to be one pretty bad twitch! And it would certainly be a contender for “most _annoying_ way to be executed.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-2000-and-18/805697.md?page=52)